Juan McOso's COTWWSB Q&A

Juan McOso, our Mexican polar bear friend, says, "Ask me anything, anything at all!" He will do his best to answer your queries about COTWWSB, this site, or the world in general.

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be back soonish?
Juan does not understand this question and won't to respond to it.

*steals your sombrero*
You didn't, and you know if you tried it I would maul you within an inch of your life.

Do you know the way to San Jose?
No. I'm a frickin polar bear. POLAR.

Why are Marissa Cooper's boobiez so tiny?
Marissa suffers from a medical condition called superakraminimammaria. This condition affects very tall young women -- basically it means that her body has to put all its energy into ensuring that she has enough skin to cover her rapidly growing skeleton, thus other parts of the body, such as the breasts, are unable to develop at the correct rate. This is a very serious problem, and I don't think it's nice to make fun of her about it. How would you feel if someone mocked your overly-large teeth?

What would happen if Jayne and River from Firefly had children?
I pray to every higher power that they wouldn't. Though, should an atrocious event occur, the child could certainly fuck ones shit up.

You suck, Juan McOso!
Only bottles of Cerveza, my friend.

Do you drive like a spaz?
Yes.

Do you dress to the left or to the right?
I don't wear pants so it's not an issue!

When you put your shoes and socks on do you put on both socks and then your shoes or one sock then a shoe and then the other sock and the other shoe? Do you wear socks and shoes?
I personally put on my socks then my shoes.

Is there anything not to like about Yoda?
No. Yoda has only good qualities, as far as I can tell. He's a lovely shade of green.

Do you enjoy Spider-porn?
That depends who's starring in it.

Where does Elise get her HQ weed?
You'd have to ask Julie.

Why is the hyphen so important in Spider-man?
It just is, you Spider-Ignorant bastard.

Should Golly sign on AIM?
Not unless she wants to interrupt "Golly Smells" chat!

What do you think of Tobey Maguire's recent weight gain?
I like them cuddly.

If you could sex any COTWWSB husband, who would it be?
Sarah Michelle Gellar.

Don't you think that Tobey-Wan is a better ship name for Tobey and Ewan than Tobwan?
No.

What's your favourite drink apart from cerveza?
There are other things to drink other than Cerveza? Poppycock!

What's your favourite kind of cerveza?
Dos Equis!

Ok, who is the sexiest member of COTWWSB who isn't a polar bear?
Each member of COTWWSB the same amount of sexy.

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