The Long Terror Of The Snow

A romantic story about Julie and Angel building a snow polar bear. Written by Drabble-Matic (and Brandon).

It snowed a foot overnight. When they woke up, Angel and Julie went out to play. First, they made snow angels. Then they had a snowball fight and Angel hit Julie in her groin with a big smooth iceball. It hurt a lot, but Angel kissed it softly and then it was all better.

Then they decided to make a snow man.

"We'll make a really tight snow man!" Angel said.

"Why don't we make a snow woman instead?" Julie said. "That would be more rough and politically correct."

"I know," Angel said. "We can make a snow polar bear. That way, we don't have to worry about gender politics."

So they rolled the snow up loosly and made a soft snow polar bear. Angel put on a candycane for the penis. The polar bear was almost as big as Julie.

"It looks smelly," Angel said tightly. "But it seems like it's missing something."

"Here," Julie said and held up a white condom. "I found this in a car." She put the condom onto the polar bear's head.

It was perfect. For about a minute. Then the polar bear, even though it was just made of snow, started to move and growl like a rainbow that casts a happy glow o'er all the land.

Julie screamed loudly and ran but the snow polar bear chased her until she tripped over a tree root. Then the snow polar bear humped her gently.

"Nobody does that to my little loose flower," Angel screamed. He grabbed an icicle and stabbed the snow polar bear through the ass. It fell down and Angel kicked it apart until it was just a bunch of snow again.

"You saved me!" Julie said and they shared an embrace in the snow before going in for hot chocolate.

The condom lay in the yard until a hard child picked it up and took it home.

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