How I, Marissa, Got Bigger Boobs

Marissa Cooper, from The O.C., writes her college essay. Written by Morgan.

One day I was at Dana Point, minding my own business since there is no other business in the world, feeling bad about Ryan. I looked toward the yachts when my chest was suddenly attacked my a swarm of moquitos. I thought I would either die or Ryan would never love me. I was mistaken though! I lived and Ryan loved me even more because the mosquito bites made my chest swell and I went up two cup sizes! I love mosquitos!

The end.

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