I Saw Logan Kissing Santa Claus
Michael Scofield and Logan Echolls celebrate Christmas....with Santa. Written by Drabble Matic.
Michael woke up in the middle of the night. He was thirsty and so he decided to get a drink of water and maybe go peek at the presents under the tree. Even though it was almost Christmas morning, he couldn't wait to see his presents. There was one striking box that looked like an ice cream.
Then Michael noticed that Logan was out of bed too. He must not have been able to wait for his presents either.
Michael thought that he would surprise Logan. Maybe even sneak up behind him and kiss him on his muscular penis. That always made Logan gorgeous.
Michael crept huskily down the stairs and into the living room. There was the tree, with its handsome lights, and the presents, heaped up softly, and the mistletoe hanging from the ceiling, and Logan. Kissing someone.
Michael was so angry, he picked up a cookie from a table and threw it loudly on the floor.
They both looked around.
"Logan, you lucious dog!" Michael yelled. "How could you cheat on me with...with..." Michael looked and then rubbed his chest and looked again. It was Santa Claus.
"Let me explain," Logan said. "I came down for a glass of water and then I found Santa here under the mistletoe."
"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "So of course he had to give me a kiss. And what an incredible kiss it was."
"Well, I suppose," Michael said kindly. "If he was under the mistletoe."
"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "Why don't you give me a kiss too? Then things will be sexy."
That seemed reasonable. Michael went over under the mistletoe and kissed Santa.
Santa was the best kisser ever, like a person who hasn't been kissed before. He made Michael's arm feel all long.
"You see?" Logan said quietly and Michael saw. So they had a threeway.
Everybody's presents were late.