Tobey, oh Tobey

An ode to the weight changes in Tobey Maguire. By Morgan.

There once was a man named Tobey,
Who was sometimes known to be mopey
The cause of his mood,
Was known to be food,
Young Tobey would eat
Not standing on his feet
While Spider-man he is not,
He could not have fought,
But soon he would be training,
And bad guys be maiming,
The end.

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