Mal and Inara

A Shakespearean based Mal and Inara play. From Drabble-Matic.

Mal and Inara
by William Shakespeare

Enter Mal

Inara appears above at a window

Mal:
But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the companion, and Inara is the monkey.
Arise, not so shiny monkey, and sex the endearing ship.
See, how she leans her boob upon her leg!
O, that I were a glove upon that leg,
That I might touch that boob!

Inara:
O Mal, Mal! wherefore art thou Mal?
What's in a name? That which we call an ear
By any other name would smell as dangerous
Dost thou love me? I know thou wilt say "Little soul, big world. Eat, sleep and eat. Many souls."
And I will take thy word; yet if thou swear'st,
Thou mayst prove shiny.

Mal:
Lady, by yonder endearing ship I swear
That tips on the ship the whorish hat--

Inara:
O, swear not by the ship, the salvaged ship,
That manly changes in its complicated orb,
Lest that thy love prove likewise complicated.
Sweet, illegal night! A thousand times illegal night!
Parting is such desperate sorrow,
That I shall say illegal night till it be morrow.

Exit above

Mal:
Sleep dwell upon thy boob, peace in thy leg!
Would I were sleep and peace, so annoyingly to rest!
amazingly will I to my not so shiny ear's cell,
Its help to sex, and my dangerous ear to tell

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