Even People Who Roxor Make Crap

It's true. Even the most glorious people on earth can have off days, or off years, or ... off decades. In this list, COTWWSB lists the most unbelievably atrocious works our favourite people have produced.

The Wisdom of Crocodiles (Immortality): Morgan loves Jude Law intensely, but even she doesn't recommend this movie. At all.

Joyride: Meaghan couldn't even get through this early Tobey Maguire movie, and she will generally go to great lengths to watch anything he's in.

Madonna - I Love New York: E-J thinks this song is painfully bad, and she loves Madonna. Really loves her.

Monster-in-Law: E-J has this to say about this Michael Vartan movie: "I mean I love him, but he seriously needs to find a new agent."

Tori Amos - The Beekeeper: Meaghan can't even listen to this album by one of her all-time favourite musicians. In fact, she pretends it doesn't exist. I'm sorry, no, Tori Amos has not released an album since Scarlet's Walk.

U2 - Peace on Earth: One single bad track marring an otherwise fantastic album by Meaghan's favourite band. It's a really bad track though.

Robbie Williams - Rudebox: No, just no. Robbie Williams once said he wanted to sabotage his career. After hearing this album E-J believes him. He put the AAAAAAAAAAAAA in Bad.

The Black Dahlia: Holly loves Scarlett Johansson, but not enough to ever see this movie again.

Eragon: Morgan loves Rachel Weisz, but this movie was bad. Really bad. Luckily, Rachel is only heard and not seen.

Sarah Michelle Gellar - Film Career: Brandon loves Sarah Michelle Gellar, but wonders why she continues to make crappy films.

Morrissey - Sorrow Will Come in the End: Julie loves you, Moz, but what the HELL is this crap?
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