Five Superheroes We Wouldn't Mind Having as Boyfriends

Because superheroes are hott. (List by Morghatron.)

1. Peter Parker (Spider-Man)
He's smart, funny, nice, cute, and a good person with strong morals. Also, he has super strength and the ability to climb walls. This would be handy around the house.

2. Clark Kent (Superman)
Born on Krypton but raised on a farm in Kansas, Clark is an icon of truth, justice, and the American way, which means he's definitely the kind of guy you can take home to mom. When portrayed by Tom Welling, he is also extremely good looking.

3. Steve Rogers (Captain America)
Blond-haired, blue-eyed, 6'2" Steve Rogers is strikingly handsome. His "man out of time" mystique is appealing, as is his very gentlemanly nature.

4. Matt Murdock (Daredevil)
Murdock is truly a tortured soul, and we find that very sexy. Of course, a big part of the reason for his torturedness is that his girlfriends often end up dead.

5. Johnny Storm (The Human Torch)
If you like cocky rich playboys, he's the guy for you. He's hot! Literally.


On the Other Hand: Three Superheroes We Wouldn't Date

1. Hank Pym (Ant Man)
hmm, I know I had a reason ... oh yeah, he beat up his last wife.

2. Bruce Banner (The Incredible Hulk)
Even if he does look like Eric Bana, it's just not worth all the rage issues and ripped up purple pants.

3. Wolverine
Though we do find him sexy, there's a hygiene issue.
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