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Newest Pages
Gangstas of the Hood With Shared Brains
One day, COTWWSB decided to become rappers. This is the story of GOTHWSB. The world is our hood.
Television Crossover Events
TV show crossovers are always fun, but why should shows limit themselves only to crossovers with related series? Here are some ideas we'd love to see.
Random Recommendations
Sometimes Amazon and Netflix (among others) will recommend you seemingly unrelated things based on what you have rated in the past. These are some of the weirdest.
Newest Lists
Song Titles That Should Be One Tree Hill Episode Titles
One Tree Hill uses song titles (sometimes album titles) for their episodes. Here's a list of song titles we think should be used! Mark Schwahn, you are welcome to use them.
Julie's Top 5 Favorite Candies
I'm sure there is some fancy pants amazing expensive artisan chocolate that's better than these products. Not the point.
Holly and Nicole's Favourite Mulder/Scully Moments
Mulder and Scully had the best relationship on tv... ever. This is a list of their best moments, with bonus pictures!
Newest Fiction
Pickle Lust
Chad Michael Murray loves pickles. Possibly the most disgusting drabble ever, by Julie. Fun fact: replace "Chad Michael Murray" with "Bonster," and this is pretty much her life story!
The Day Mark Spiderman Sneezed
Catering to googlers yet again: a search for "spiderman sneeze fic" brought someone here. Obviously, this person could not have been looking for stories about Spider-Man sneezing.
The Origin of The Spider-Geek
This story provides information regarding three separate Google keyword searches that lead to crotchgroin.info: "arctic Meaghan," "Meaghan powers," and "origin of Meaghan."
Newest Questions
Do you like to lick things? I do.
If you were a banana, would you be yellow, green, or brown?
Newest Quotes
Emma-Jane: I like merh0r colouring FYI
Bonster: having a Mo is better than having a Julie, though Julie did manage my pizza experience
Julie: I do chew, you know
Julie: they are no longer balls
Bonster: I am a ridiculous human being.
Morgan: I know.
Bonster: lololololo, i love yoru not best work
Bonster: this will be greata and fandataiosin cc
Bonster: fuck
Bonster: fantsstcia
Bonster: FUCK. fanstaice
Bonster: shit. fantastic
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