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Eager to know the most recent happenings here at the most glorious website ever? Then you have come to the right page.
Recent Updates
April 5, 2007: Believe it or not, after over two years of glorious existence, crotchgroin.info has a new look, courtesy of E-J! Enjoy the pretty.
January 23, 2007: A new feature has been added to the COTWWSB Interactive section today: COTWWSB Countdowns, where we are counting down to the events we're most looking forward to.
October 22, 2006: Check out COTWWSB Lists!
Newest Pages
Crimes and Misdemeanors
Citizens of the world with shared brains? More like criminals of the world with shared brains! Read up on COTWWSB scandals.
The Road to Hotness
Chronicling our beloved mentor's road to hotness, with pictures!
You Do Google, Too
Sometimes people find our site via Google with odd combinations of search keywords that don't really have anything to do with us. Being helpful people, though, we have started this page to provide the information demanded by these confused surfers.
Al Pacino Is Watching You
Well, he's watching Meaghan and Morgan, anyway. They see him everywhere. It's creepy.
Newest Lists
Holly and Nicole's Favourite Mulder/Scully Moments
Mulder and Scully had the best relationship on tv... ever. This is a list of their best moments, with bonus pictures!
Meaghan's List of Hockey Players With Great Names
Many hockey players have names that are interesting or fun to say, or lend themselves to awesome nicknames. Here are some of my favourites.
The Shared Brain Book Club
To read makes our speaking English good.
Meaghan's Cross-Canada Factoids
Here are some pieces of information Meaghan has picked up on her travels around Canada. Did you know that the word "factoid" actually means something that is stated as fact, but is not in fact true? It's a fact.
Newest Fiction
Pickle Lust
Chad Michael Murray loves pickles. Possibly the most disgusting drabble ever, by Julie. Fun fact: replace "Chad Michael Murray" with "Bonster," and this is pretty much her life story!
The Day Mark Spiderman Sneezed
Catering to googlers yet again: a search for "spiderman sneeze fic" brought someone here. Obviously, this person could not have been looking for stories about Spider-Man sneezing.
The Origin of The Spider-Geek
This story provides information regarding three separate Google keyword searches that lead to crotchgroin.info: "arctic Meaghan," "Meaghan powers," and "origin of Meaghan."
I Saw Logan Kissing Santa Claus
Michael Scofield and Logan Echolls celebrate Christmas....with Santa. Written by Drabble Matic.
Newest Questions
Do you like to lick things? I do.
If you were a banana, would you be yellow, green, or brown?
What is the best game you can name?
Newest Quotes
Julie: speak of the Devil
Bonster: Mo is not the Devil
Bonster: and I think she would be offended
Bonster: LMAO
Julie: LOL I was just thinking that
Julie: when Mo arrives after we are talking about her we will say "speak of the very clean angel" instead
Bonster: LOL
Bonster: Yes
Bonster: You know what? I think I had a crush on Maid Marion in Disney's Robin Hood.
Morgan: She's a fox.
Morgan: LOL
Bonster: I will cut off her pokey nipples.
Brandon: BACH BITCHEZ
Brandon: BACK
Bonster: HAHAHAHHA
Bonster: JOHANN SEBASTIAN REPRESENT!
Chelsea: WEEB H0R
Morgan: JOHAN IS FIERCE!
Bonster: Hi Samuel L. Jackson!
Bonster: I bet he's tired of motherfucking Anakin Skywalker being on the motherfucking Dark Side.
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