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01	~~The glorious anniversary of crotchgroin.info, opened this day in 2005!~~
17	Ryan Lochte Day
19	Talk Like A Pirate Day! Arrrgh!
22	Hobbit Day
23	Autumnal Equinox
27	Broeversary! (Hoppy, Mo, and Kim will understand.)
28	World Rabies Day
28	Ask a Stupid Question Day. Is that today?

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Monkey smuggling has spurred me to action! http://crotchgroin.info/pages.php?id=39 A list of organizations I support.
27 solar days ago

Monkey smuggling is becoming all too common a problem. As a creature in danger of extinction, I sympathize and I am taking a stand.
27 solar days ago

Had a late night and didn't quite make it into my igloo. http://bit.ly/a4GaLs
101 solar days ago

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COTWWSB Causes
COTWWSB cares. We care so much, in fact, that we are the founders of many glorious organizations devoted to good causes.

COTWWSB Synchronized Movie Watching Club
The Citizens of the World with Shared Brains Synchronized Movie Watching Club (COTWWSBSMWC) aims to watch a double feature together approximately once a month.

Gangstas of the Hood With Shared Brains
One day, COTWWSB decided to become rappers. This is the story of GOTHWSB. The world is our hood.

Newest Lists

Song Titles That Should Be One Tree Hill Episode Titles
One Tree Hill uses song titles (sometimes album titles) for their episodes. Here's a list of song titles we think should be used! Mark Schwahn, you are welcome to use them.

Julie's Top 5 Favorite Candies
I'm sure there is some fancy pants amazing expensive artisan chocolate that's better than these products. Not the point.

Holly and Nicole's Favourite Mulder/Scully Moments
Mulder and Scully had the best relationship on tv... ever. This is a list of their best moments, with bonus pictures!

Newest Fiction

Pickle Lust
Chad Michael Murray loves pickles. Possibly the most disgusting drabble ever, by Julie. Fun fact: replace "Chad Michael Murray" with "Bonster," and this is pretty much her life story!

The Day Mark Spiderman Sneezed
Catering to googlers yet again: a search for "spiderman sneeze fic" brought someone here. Obviously, this person could not have been looking for stories about Spider-Man sneezing.

The Origin of The Spider-Geek
This story provides information regarding three separate Google keyword searches that lead to crotchgroin.info: "arctic Meaghan," "Meaghan powers," and "origin of Meaghan."