Crotchgroin Newness Portal
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COTWWSB cares. We care so much, in fact, that we are the founders of many glorious organizations devoted to good causes.
COTWWSB Synchronized Movie Watching Club
The Citizens of the World with Shared Brains Synchronized Movie Watching Club (COTWWSBSMWC) aims to watch a double feature together approximately once a month.
Gangstas of the Hood With Shared Brains
One day, COTWWSB decided to become rappers. This is the story of GOTHWSB. The world is our hood.
These are our suggestions of titles and concepts for what we envision to be a long-running series of films about Marvel's divine hero Thor and his adorable brother.
Song Titles That Should Be One Tree Hill Episode Titles
One Tree Hill uses song titles (sometimes album titles) for their episodes. Here's a list of song titles we think should be used! Mark Schwahn, you are welcome to use them.
Julie's Top 5 Favorite Candies
I'm sure there is some fancy pants amazing expensive artisan chocolate that's better than these products. Not the point.
Chad Michael Murray loves pickles. Possibly the most disgusting drabble ever, by Julie. Fun fact: replace "Chad Michael Murray" with "Bonster," and this is pretty much her life story!
The Day Mark Spiderman Sneezed
Catering to googlers yet again: a search for "spiderman sneeze fic" brought someone here. Obviously, this person could not have been looking for stories about Spider-Man sneezing.
The Origin of The Spider-Geek
This story provides information regarding three separate Google keyword searches that lead to crotchgroin.info: "arctic Meaghan," "Meaghan powers," and "origin of Meaghan."
Meaghan: I don't think we're ready for that jelly
Bonster: I agree with that statement Meaghan
Morgan: I need to put pants on.
Bonster: yes, be decent for public
Morgan: I AM ALWAYS DECENT.
Morgan: Unlike some.
Bonster: i resemble that remark
Julie: if he had lost his hair, he would have lost his identity
Meaghan: he would no longer be Brian May
Julie: he would be Brian Maybe
Holly: Hi bobs yet!
Morgan: The current Amazon lightning deal is a tiki torch.
Morgan: In case you're interested.
Meaghan: that's more like a lighting deal HA