The COTWWSB On Notice Board
Taking a leaf out of Stephen Colbert's book, we at The Most Glorious Website Ever have decided to start our own On Notice list, where we can list the names of people who, though we may have liked or at least been indifferent to them at one point, have started to tread on our last nerve. The Dead to Us list holds the names of people who have offended us so greatly that we no longer acknowledge their existence. Finally, the Formerly Dead to Us But Now Recovered List is for people we thought we were through with who have somehow redeemed themselves in our eyes. They've been given a second chance at life.
ON NOTICE
Bones
Bonster's Grandma
Chad Michael Murray
Childfree Movement (aka the Dumbest Political Cause Ever)
Claire from Lost
Emma Watson
Eva Longoria
Fox Network
Gary Puckett
Holly's Sister
Hot Bitch (aka the stupid Cadillac)
House
Jeremy Sumpter
Jessica Alba
Josh Hartnett
Michelle Branch/The Wreckers
Miley Cyrus
Nicole's Sister
Roger Federer
Sarah Michelle Gellar
Snow
The ATP (mostly, Etienne DeVilliers)
The Dantichrist
The Person Who Keeps Adding One Tree Hill to the "Dead to Us" List
William Friedkin
DEAD TO US
Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu
Brad Gilbert
Chris Pronger
Christoph Schubert
CW Logo on Screencaps
Dany Heatley
David Caruso
Every Ottawa Senators Goalie Ever
Farmer Snort
Gary Bettman
George W. Bush and Dick Cheney
Koerner Library Photocopy Machines
Lana from Smallville
Mark Bell
Meaghan's School
Montreal Canadiens
Pepe
Pittsburgh Penguins
Printers
Sarah Palin
Spider-Man Movie Franchise
Steve Downie
Terrorists
Theon Greyjoy
Toronto Maple Leafs
Wade Redden
FORMERLY DEAD NOW RECOVERED
Anaheim Ducks
Jimmy Connors
Lost Writing Staff and Creators
Philadelphia Flyers