The COTWWSB On Notice Board

Taking a leaf out of Stephen Colbert's book, we at The Most Glorious Website Ever have decided to start our own On Notice list, where we can list the names of people who, though we may have liked or at least been indifferent to them at one point, have started to tread on our last nerve. The Dead to Us list holds the names of people who have offended us so greatly that we no longer acknowledge their existence. Finally, the Formerly Dead to Us But Now Recovered List is for people we thought we were through with who have somehow redeemed themselves in our eyes. They've been given a second chance at life.

ON NOTICE

Childfree Movement (aka the Dumbest Political Cause Ever)

Claire from Lost

Emma Watson

Eva Longoria

Fox Network

Gary Puckett

Holly's Sister

Hot Bitch (aka the stupid Cadillac)

House

Jeremy Sumpter

Jessica Alba

Josh Hartnett

Michelle Branch/The Wreckers

Miley Cyrus

Nicole's Sister

Roger Federer

Snow

The ATP (mostly, Etienne DeVilliers)

The Person Who Keeps Adding One Tree Hill to the "Dead to Us" List

William Friedkin

DEAD TO US

Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu

Bones

Bonster's Grandma

Brad Gilbert

Chris Pronger

Christoph Schubert

CW Logo on Screencaps

Dany Heatley

David Caruso

Every Ottawa Senators Goalie Ever

Farmer Snort

Gary Bettman

Gemma Teller

George W. Bush and Dick Cheney

Herc from The Wire

Koerner Library Photocopy Machines

Lana from Smallville

Mark Bell

Meaghan's School

Montreal Canadiens

Pepe

Pittsburgh Penguins

Printers

Rick Santorum

Rush Limbaugh

Sarah Palin

Spider-Man Movie Franchise

Steve Downie

Terrorists

Theon Greyjoy

Toronto Maple Leafs

Wade Redden

FORMERLY DEAD NOW RECOVERED

Anaheim Ducks

Chad Michael Murray

Jimmy Connors

Lost Writing Staff and Creators

Philadelphia Flyers

Sarah Michelle Gellar

The Dantichrist

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