The COTWWSB On Notice Board

Taking a leaf out of Stephen Colbert's book, we at The Most Glorious Website Ever have decided to start our own On Notice list, where we can list the names of people who, though we may have liked or at least been indifferent to them at one point, have started to tread on our last nerve. The Dead to Us list holds the names of people who have offended us so greatly that we no longer acknowledge their existence. Finally, the Formerly Dead to Us But Now Recovered List is for people we thought we were through with who have somehow redeemed themselves in our eyes. They've been given a second chance at life.

ON NOTICE

Antoine Vermette

Bones

Bonster's Grandma

Claire from Lost

Emma Watson

Eva Longoria

Fox Network

Holly

Holly's Sister

Hot Bitch (aka the stupid Cadillac)

Jeremy Sumpter

Jessica Alba

Josh Hartnett

Mats Sundin

Nicole's Sister

Sarah Michelle Gellar

Scott Niedermayer

Sean Penn

Smallville

Spider-Man Movie Franchise

The ATP (mostly, Etienne DeVilliers)

William Friedkin

DEAD TO US

Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu

Anaheim Ducks

Brad Gilbert

Chad Michael Murray

Chris Pronger

David Caruso

Every Ottawa Senators Goalie Ever Except Ron Tugnutt, Mike Bales, Brian Elliott, and Alex Auld

Farmer Snort

Gary Bettman

Kate from Lost

Koerner Library Photocopy Machines

Lana from Smallville

Mark Bell

Montreal Canadiens

Pepe

Philadelphia Flyers

Pittsburgh Penguins

Sarah Palin

Steve Downie

Toronto Maple Leafs

Wade Redden

FORMERLY DEAD NOW RECOVERED

Jimmy Connors

Lost Writing Staff and Creators