That's What She Said ... Or He Said

Jutron (Julie and Meaghan) love The Office. Here they present to you some of their most favorite quotations from the show, because it is hilarious and quotable.

Dwight: (on Michael) We're like one of those classic famous teams. He's like Mozart and I'm like Mozart's friend. No, I'm like Butch Cassidy and Michael is like Mozart. You try and hurt Mozart, you're gonna get a bullet in your head, courtesy of Butch Cassidy.

Michael: Toby is in HR. Which, technically, means he works for corporate. So he's really not a part of our family. Also he's divorced. So he's really not a part of his family.

Michael: People I respect, heroes of mine, would be Bob Hope ... um, Abraham Lincoln, definitely ... Bono ... uh, and probably God, would be the fourth one. And I guess, I just think all those people really helped the world, in so many ways, that it's um, it's really beyond words. It's really incalculicable.

Michael: Would I rather be feared or loved? Um, easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.

Dwight: Security in this office park is a joke. Last year, I came to work with my spud gun in a duffel bag. I sat at my desk all day with a rifle that shoots potatoes at sixty pounds per square inch. Can you imagine if I was deranged?
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