The Road to Hotness

Chronicling our beloved mentor's road to hotness, with pictures!

Orlando Bloom as not aways been as hot as he is now (although Meaghan would disagree). It has been a steady progression towards hotness since he first caught the eyes of filmgoers back in 2001.
December 2001: The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring premiere in Los Angeles. Young, innocent, cute... and ruffly. The 12 year-olds could have him back then.
June 2003: Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl premiere in Disneyland, Los Angeles. A little older, a little more fashion conscious, and a very nice guy. At this point, there is a real fondness for the bloke.
May 2005: Kingdom of Heaven movie. Beards are sexy. Some people don't grow a good beard. We're pleased to discover that our mentor does in fact grow one very sexy beard. Rawr.
October 2005: Elizabethtown movie. Sexy hands attached to sexy wrists. Attention to insignificant detail is a definite crush sign, according to Buffy Summers.
May 2007: Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End movie. It takes a special kind of sexy to pull off the romance novel look. Our mentor does it well. He is in fact so sexy in At World's End, that he inspired this page.
It's been a long road to hotness for Orlando, filled with ruffles and some interesting hair choices. Now, five and a half years after Fellowship of the Ring, he is completely hot. Worthy of husband status? If we weren't so attached to our current spouses, then yes. With every bit of wisdom and guidance he provides, in the years that he continues to mentor us we look forward to seeing just how much hotter he will become. And we're sure he will become hotter. Re-read the above and you will find that it has been a progression of hotness and not a single decline.
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