The Road to Hotness
Chronicling our beloved mentor's road to hotness, with pictures!
|December 2001: The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring premiere in Los Angeles. Young, innocent, cute... and ruffly. The 12 year-olds could have him back then.|
|June 2003: Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl premiere in Disneyland, Los Angeles. A little older, a little more fashion conscious, and a very nice guy. At this point, there is a real fondness for the bloke.|
|May 2005: Kingdom of Heaven movie. Beards are sexy. Some people don't grow a good beard. We're pleased to discover that our mentor does in fact grow one very sexy beard. Rawr.|
|October 2005: Elizabethtown movie. Sexy hands attached to sexy wrists. Attention to insignificant detail is a definite crush sign, according to Buffy Summers.|
|May 2007: Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End movie. It takes a special kind of sexy to pull off the romance novel look. Our mentor does it well. He is in fact so sexy in At World's End, that he inspired this page.|