The Eloquent Elocutions of COTWWSB

The wittiest and most remarkable words ever uttered by us in chat. Ph3ar what we say for we pwn the written word. Below are all of our quotes, but you can also browse by name.

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Bonster: IT IS
Bonster: OOPS
Bonster: sorrycaps
Morgan: You just busted caps on my ass.

Brandon has entered the room.
Emma-Jane: I feel like a huge slut now.

Bonster: he's putting hot towels on it
Meaghan: oh yeah
Meaghan: but he didn't say on what!

Morgan: E-J's gonna have to grow some man parts if she wants a piece of this.

Morgan: Dick in a Padded Mailer just doesn't sound quite the same.

Morgan: I do it by hand.
Bonster: that's what she said!

Julie: and he was covered in blood and bits of clay
Meaghan: (1:54:34 PM): you mean ... bits of Clay?
Morgan: (1:54:35 PM): Bits of clay or bits of Clay?

Morgan: "Nah, I'm not gonna brush my teeth with jewelry cleaner."
Morgan: I wish Kanye was a part of COTWWSB so we could quote that.

Julie: (5:14:12) you grew hands?
Morgan: (5:14:13) You grew hands?!
Meaghan: (5:14:14) YOU GREW HANDS?!
(They were watching Tropic Thunder together.)

Bonster: I was trying to say Beyonce, but it went horribly wrong.

Bonster: I love you in German sounds like you're trying to say douche gone horribly wrong.

Morgan: How in the world did I confuse myself with Bonster?!

Emma-Jane: *loud, drawn out, enthusiastic belch*
Emma-Jane: BONSTER, GET OUT OF THIS BODY!

Emma-Jane: He fought the war against Spider-Man!

Looking at a statue of Newton

Bonster: Hey, there's Newton

Emma-Jane: Look, he's holding an apple.

Morgan: It looks like he's poking it!

Bonster: ... I can't un-see that.

Morgan: I need to write down directions to Buffy's house and Sunnydale High.

Morgan: I wish more movies existed in which showers were an important part of the plot.

Emma-Jane: hellllo!
Emma-Jane has left the room.

Nicole: that's worse than feces sag

Emma-Jane: He's the but.

Nicole: HELL
Nicole: We have a water ban!
Nicole: Something got in the water.
Morgan: Darn that Garby!

Morgan: Oh. Bonster is drunk.
Emma-Jane: the sky is blue

Julie: mmm, cookie drugs

Emma-Jane: I like merh0r colouring FYI

Bonster: having a Mo is better than having a Julie, though Julie did manage my pizza experience

Julie: I do chew, you know
Julie: they are no longer balls

Bonster: I am a ridiculous human being.
Morgan: I know.

Bonster: lololololo, i love yoru not best work
Bonster: this will be greata and fandataiosin cc
Bonster: fuck
Bonster: fantsstcia
Bonster: FUCK. fanstaice
Bonster: shit. fantastic

Julie: I think I ate part of that kleenex.

Morgan: Meaghan has gone curling.
Morgan: She's very Canadian.
Emma-Jane: not everyone is perfect

Nicole: I love watching them. It's almost a game going, "oh, they were in this drama together, and they were in this drama together!"
Nicole: It's like Canadian tv.

Morgan: Guess what?
Morgan: Texas asked God for a blizzard.
Morgan: Kidding
Morgan: God ignores Texas.

Julie: my underwear fell down inside my pants

Meaghan: everyone wants a serial killer for Christmas!
Meaghan: actually, I do want Dexter season 3 DVDs for Christmas.
Julie: LOL
Julie: it's a super season!
Meaghan: Christmas?
Julie: Dexter season 3
Julie: but also Christmas
Meaghan: OH
Meaghan: LOL

Julie: AN ASSORTMENT OF GERMAN BISCUITS AND WAFERS
Julie: that wasn't supposed to be in all caps

Holly: i am english, i have a fine and upstanding accent!
Holly: it's true.
Holly: english people sound so much more truthful.
Holly: in comparison to say, the welsh.
Holly: their accents are much more suited to being surprised.

Meaghan: Anna has really bad taste though
Anna: Trufax.

Julie: when you think about it, the dog eating his heart is one of the less bad things that happens to him
Emma-Jane: I can so relate to that

Meaghan: Holly is a douche!
Holly: you canadian whore!

Morgan: My icon looks annoyed with your icon.
Julie: lol she does
Morgan: Like she's thinking, "Naive girl. You have no idea what's in store for you this year."
Julie: like, oh you stupid dreamy-eyed Haley, you don't know my pain

Morgan: I laughed at someone adding a Celine Dion fanlisting to upcoming at CG.
Morgan: Then I realized it wasn't a joke.
Bonster: and then realized it wasn't a joke?

Meaghan: it's like a clothing indiscretion, except it's her face

Bonster: these wieniers are really good!

Morgan: Like you might be able to fit her mouth and the hose but not much of the rest of her.
Anna: *snorts*
Morgan: Exactly.

Anna: I live in Minnesota and work in North Dakota. Heh.
Julie: she straddles them
Anna: I do. It feels good. I get really wet.
Anna: From the river.
Julie: you are a state slut
Meaghan: just stay out of South Dakota
Meaghan: you don't want that reputation
Anna: I really don't
Julie: South Dakota is a straight up hussy
Anna: Haa.
Anna: Night night.
Julie: Bye!
Meaghan: night!
Anna has left the room.
Meaghan: and now, strangely, iTunes is playing I've Been Everywhere.

Julie: I actually value Gussie more than Bonster

Julie: apostrophes!
Meaghan: ah
Meaghan: of course
Meaghan: our old foe
Meaghan: our archnemesisisisisisisis
Julie: curse them
Julie: we'll slash them to hell and back!
Meaghan: those bastards
Julie: there WILL be escape for them

Bonster: I should have called in 'gay'
Meaghan: Bonster.
Meaghan: Gay is not a disease.
Meaghan: try not to be so full of self-hatred

Morgan: I have chills.
Meaghan: (3:59:26 PM) are they multiplying?
Morgan: (3:59:27 PM) They are multiplying.
Morgan: But not in a good way.
Meaghan: awww
Anna: Hahah. Dude, I was gonna say that Meaghan.
Meaghan: lol
Meaghan: maybe you've got the summer flu
Meaghan: maybe you need some ... annabiotics
Meaghan: if only Holly were here to laugh at that

Holly: holy crap, I have 43 emails
Meaghan: they're all from Bonster
Holly: Most of it is dull

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