The Eloquent Elocutions of COTWWSB

The wittiest and most remarkable words ever uttered by us in chat. Ph3ar what we say for we pwn the written word. Below are all of our quotes, but you can also browse by name.

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Julie: every time I see a Hershey bar I think of a whorehouse

Morgan: He has three first names.
Meaghan: someday maybe he'll be on the reboot of Home Improvement
Julie: or a serial killer

Morgan: I spot Hiddles.
Julie: he stands out, like a handsome beacon

Morgan: Why do they only have one set of bonoculars?
Morgan binoculars*
Meaghan:bonoculars? is that what you use to spot Bono?
Meaghan: maybe they weren't expecting to see Bono
Morgan: No, it's what you call Bono's shades.

Meaghan: I don't think we're ready for that jelly
Bonster: I agree with that statement Meaghan

Morgan: I need to put pants on.
Bonster: lol
Bonster: yes, be decent for public
Morgan: I AM ALWAYS DECENT.
Morgan: Unlike some.
Bonster: hehehehehehe
Bonster: i resemble that remark

Julie: if he had lost his hair, he would have lost his identity
Meaghan: he would no longer be Brian May
Julie: he would be Brian Maybe

Holly: Hi bobs yet!
Holly: Bonster

Morgan: The current Amazon lightning deal is a tiki torch.
Morgan: In case you're interested.
Meaghan: that's more like a lighting deal HA

Morgan: I AM SO HAPPY WE FINISHED.
Bonster: that's what she said

Bonster: I AM INCENSED
Bonster: IN. FUCKING. CENSED.
Bonster: IF I EVER MEET RON PERLMAN AGAIN, I WILL PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE
Bonster: EVEN IF HE WAS WEARING A HAWAIIAN SHIRT

Morgan: JKR's new book will be about a dystopian society in which wealthy white men wage a war on women in an effort to keep them from leaving their homes and doing anything but rearing children and cooking.
Meaghan: so it's nonfiction

Nicole: I'm gonna gussy up my crotchgroin stuff
Morgan: Okay, I'm either really tired or I've been watching too much Sons of Anarchy, because I read that as pussy.

Bonster: i read soemthing as fanart salad
Bonster: so...
Bonster: i think i'm wrong

Bonster: oh dear, oi may have reached the maudllin but strangely optimistic protin of dc urnkinennss this evenig

Morgan: Hide the knives when I visit, Holly.
Morgan: And be glad you're not a hooker.

Morgan: I'm really glad you didn't quote me last night when I said that my ass hurt.

Meaghan: maybe we can interpret your dream
Meaghan: you feel you need a superhero to fix your work situation
Meaghan: but even he can't do it without the right tools
Julie: are you calling E-J a tool?
Meaghan: yes

Julie: it's a little weird to photoshop Holly's head in a hole

Bonster: I THINK THERE'S A DUCK IN OUR BACKYARD. no wait, it' sa squirrel

Holly: He took me inside the Official's Buttery.
Morgan: That's what she said.

Morgan: I remember that dong.

Holly: I have to say, I'm not a pro at wrapping severed heads in plastic.

Brandon: I love COTWWSB too which is why i plan to call you all one by one and kill you Scream style.

Julie: sounds like Bonster
Julie: capslock, butt in the air, etc

Meaghan: let's try to guess the UK's STD capital
Meaghan: hmm
Holly: Birmingham
Meaghan: Manchester?
Morgan: Hull
Julie: Holly's flat

Bonster: wait, when did I become more likely to have syphillis than Garby?!

Morgan: Where is Julie?
Meaghan: Bonster ate her
Morgan: =-O
Meaghan: it's why I ate Bonster
Meaghan: I couldn't let her get away with it
Morgan: With Julie being a vegetarian, it's ironic that she was a victim of cannibalism.
Meaghan: yeah, she kept yelling "MEAT IS MURDER!" while Bonster was eating her
Meaghan: it was actually kind of horrible to watch

Julie: it's a question we all ask ourselves from time to time: where the hell did Steve Buscemi go?

Emma-Jane: are yu using >Collie's fix?

Meaghan: sometimes I forget Yanni exists, and then when I hear about him again I'm like Yanni ... lol

Holly: hmmmm Mo how do you feel about getting killed?
Morgan: SWEET

Meaghan: I'd have a computer catalogue with a checkout system so if Beyonce couldn't find her copy of OTH season 1 I could look it up in the computer and tell her Jay-Z checked it out two weeks ago or whatever

Bonster: IT IS
Bonster: OOPS
Bonster: sorrycaps
Morgan: You just busted caps on my ass.

Brandon has entered the room.
Emma-Jane: I feel like a huge slut now.

Bonster: he's putting hot towels on it
Meaghan: oh yeah
Meaghan: but he didn't say on what!

Morgan: E-J's gonna have to grow some man parts if she wants a piece of this.

Morgan: Dick in a Padded Mailer just doesn't sound quite the same.

Morgan: I do it by hand.
Bonster: that's what she said!

Julie: and he was covered in blood and bits of clay
Meaghan: (1:54:34 PM): you mean ... bits of Clay?
Morgan: (1:54:35 PM): Bits of clay or bits of Clay?

Morgan: "Nah, I'm not gonna brush my teeth with jewelry cleaner."
Morgan: I wish Kanye was a part of COTWWSB so we could quote that.

Julie: (5:14:12) you grew hands?
Morgan: (5:14:13) You grew hands?!
Meaghan: (5:14:14) YOU GREW HANDS?!
(They were watching Tropic Thunder together.)

Bonster: I was trying to say Beyonce, but it went horribly wrong.

Bonster: I love you in German sounds like you're trying to say douche gone horribly wrong.

Morgan: How in the world did I confuse myself with Bonster?!

Emma-Jane: *loud, drawn out, enthusiastic belch*
Emma-Jane: BONSTER, GET OUT OF THIS BODY!

Emma-Jane: He fought the war against Spider-Man!

Looking at a statue of Newton

Bonster: Hey, there's Newton

Emma-Jane: Look, he's holding an apple.

Morgan: It looks like he's poking it!

Bonster: ... I can't un-see that.

Morgan: I need to write down directions to Buffy's house and Sunnydale High.

Morgan: I wish more movies existed in which showers were an important part of the plot.

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