The wittiest and most remarkable words ever uttered by us in chat. Ph3ar what we say for we pwn the written word. Below are all of our quotes, but you can also browse by name.
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Morgan: It'll be done efficiently.
Meaghan: fucking Sweden?
Meaghan: fuck Sweden!
Bonster: that will also be quoted
Meaghan: lol
Meaghan: fuck Sweden though, seriously
Meaghan: my bottom half is all dressed
Anna: I didn't think COTWWSB came any smaller. *insert gross penis joke about Garby*
Meaghan: whnevr I see a gorilla I ant' herlp thinknig nits' a man in a groillw suit
Julie: I have been drunk all year
Bonster: i'm so crunk
Julie: pin the tail on the horse
Julie: you're the horse
Bonster: hahahahahahahahhaha
Bonster: inside your horse = whole new meaning
Brandon: i googled it and it said 10'' lol
Morgan: I only eat the very clean.
Meaghan: holy moly, there's a tour specifically dedicated to seeing grizzly bears
Holly: hopefully not a walking tour
Meaghan: no
Meaghan: it's a running tour
Morgan: She's driving to Texas.
Meaghan: food is cheaper there
Morgan: So are women.
Anna: Garby, probably.
Emma-Jane: he's a skank
Anna: No one would want that pansy on their teen.
Anna: LOL.
Anna: Oh god. I meant TEAM.
Brandon: Morgan, i just listened to your voicepost and i have to say, i think you could pull off a phone sex operator
Brandon: if you ever wanted to do that
Brandon: i dont want to look at vaginas all day
Emma-Jane: never sit butt naked on a chair
Nicole: I hate the idea of someone farting in public
Anna: I have a big genital wart on my cock.
Meaghan: I can't believe fucking Peter Pan wants to steal Matt Saracen's job!
Morgan: Here's what we should do.
Morgan: Buy a house in Alaska, it's not that expensive there, start a professional hockey team.
Meaghan: does this end with one of us becoming governor?
Morgan: Run for public office rising in the ranks until we reach the position of Governor.
Meaghan: LOL
Holly: LOL
Morgan: And then using our experience in foreign affairs due to being able to see Russia from our front lawn, run for President!
Meaghan: YES
Meaghan: and make Tony Romo our running mate
Brandon: I'm not a pothead, I only smoke like twice a year!
Brandon: i wish i was one though
Brandon: i drank like 7 beers and then decided to do 6 chocolate cake shots in 20 minutes they tasted SO GOOD, they were addicting
Emma-Jane: shots are evil
Brandon: they tasted exactly like chocolate cake
Emma-Jane: they totally turn the lights out for me, so I don't do them anymore
Brandon: and then about 10 minutes later my head was a in a bucket
Morgan: Maybe it's jellied after birth left over after a infant was eaten.
Meaghan: there's a commercial for tacos
Meaghan: it makes me sad
Meaghan: because I remember yours breaking
Morgan: Because mine broke?
Meaghan: yes
Morgan: Aww, thank you!
Morgan: That means a lot.
Meaghan: you're welcome
Morgan: Anna, my tacos broke while eating my dinner today :(
Anna: Oh no!
Anna: I will refrain from making a dirty comment!
Emma-Jane: well, I have a european keyboard and no euro sign
Emma-Jane: which is just stoopid
Holly: LOL
Emma-Jane: OH YES I DO DOH
Holly: That is dumb.
Morgan: That is stupid.
Emma-Jane: €
Emma-Jane: Ta-DAH
Morgan: Oh, E-J.
Emma-Jane: twas hidden
Holly: *pats*
Morgan: They think Girl!Marat can win.
Holly: The match or the whore tournament?
Meaghan: Obama was just Biden his time till he thought of a good VP candidate.
Emma-Jane: LOL this girl is called Brie
Morgan: How cheesy.
Brandon: what did she give you?
Morgan: Herpes
Emma-Jane: and I already had herpes
Bonster: It was like broccoli and cauliflower exploding.
Holly: Also then it could go on your eyepod.
Holly: *iPod
Morgan: I can't believe you just spelled it eyepod.
Holly: Neither can I.
Holly: That might be the stupidest thing I have done
Holly: Garby quotes are either drunken or perverted.
Holly: I think they sum up his personality well!
Holly: I might flush some pickles.
Holly: 1/4 of the zie it would look so ni
Holly: different
Holly: omg my typing has gone
Emma-Jane: LOL
Emma-Jane: *oats Holly*
Emma-Jane: DAMN
Holly: I've picked up Mo's drinking problem
Morgan: Just like with a bear attack, you never know when a woman could go into labor.
Julie: speak of the Devil
Bonster: Mo is not the Devil
Bonster: and I think she would be offended
Bonster: LMAO
Julie: LOL I was just thinking that
Julie: when Mo arrives after we are talking about her we will say "speak of the very clean angel" instead
Bonster: LOL
Bonster: Yes
Bonster: You know what? I think I had a crush on Maid Marion in Disney's Robin Hood.
Morgan: She's a fox.
Morgan: LOL
Bonster: I will cut off her pokey nipples.
Brandon: BACH BITCHEZ
Brandon: BACK
Bonster: HAHAHAHHA
Bonster: JOHANN SEBASTIAN REPRESENT!
Chelsea: WEEB H0R
Morgan: JOHAN IS FIERCE!
Bonster: Hi Samuel L. Jackson!
Bonster: I bet he's tired of motherfucking Anakin Skywalker being on the motherfucking Dark Side.
Meaghan: ass makes everything funnier
Bonster: assMeaghan
Meaghan: clowns. Not funny. Hats. Not necessarily funny.
Meaghan: add ass, funny
Meaghan: LOL assBonster
Nicole: I wasn't drunk!
Nicole: I just drank a lot.
Nicole: I could walk fine, no slur
Nicole: I can spell
Holly: Skull is a weird word.
Bonster: Heater is cute, but not the way Spezza is at all
Bonster: he's adorable
Bonster: also, show her the one of him in the suit
Meaghan: okay
Meaghan: oh yes
Meaghan: should I start with Spezza or Heatzza?
Bonster: Heatzza
Meaghan: ok
Bonster: then go for the kill with the Spezza
Meaghan: Spezza looks like a model sometimes
Meaghan: Heater does not
Meaghan: but I personally think Heater is hotter. hahahaha
Bonster: Oh Meaghan
Morgan: Har har
Bonster: *shakes head*
Meaghan: lol
Morgan: I approve of that joke.
Meaghan: me too
Bonster: does he... set you aflame?
Meaghan: oh he does
Meaghan: I just found a picture of him with Brent Burns
Meaghan: now that's hott
Bonster: *ded*
Morgan: Aww. Holly is not here and I found a picture of Gwen watching a match between Mardy and Roger. She looks like she finds the match questionable.
Meaghan: it comes with hockey hair and a mouth missing a tooth!
Morgan: Jesus got an O in Transfiguration.
Meaghan: u r stupid
Bonster: takes 1 to no 0ne
Meaghan: wutevarrr
Meaghan: u h0r
Meaghan: 80n5tr, u sux0rs m0ar then ne1 I n0
Bonster: lamez0r |3!TCh
Meaghan: <^> o_0 <^>
Meaghan: kthxbai
Bonster: /\/\0R0|\|
Meaghan: @55h07
Bonster: u \/\/I|\|
Meaghan: b cuz I m awsum
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Meaghan: I m 5upr 1337
Meaghan: sux 2 be u... sa
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