The Eloquent Elocutions of COTWWSB

The wittiest and most remarkable words ever uttered by us in chat. Ph3ar what we say for we pwn the written word. Below are all of our quotes, but you can also browse by name.

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Brandon: I think I had a dream a couple weeks ago that I came in the chat and Morgan and Kathi were here.
Morgan: Oh no, that was real, Garby.
Morgan: You were drunk.

Morgan: I wouldn't say no to him being inside my horse.

Morgan: I have an app from someone chick named Bonster!
Bonster: Oh my gosh! Really!?
Bonster: that's shocking!
Morgan: YES!
Morgan: What a weird name!
Bonster: It is unusual!
Morgan: Maybe it's not even a chick.
Bonster: It might not be!
Morgan: It's kind of an androgynous name.

Anna: Ack! Edit Pad disappeared and it had my converted orgasm...

Emma-Jane: you kiss your moth with that mouth?

Julie: I feel more productive when wearing "real" pants.

Meaghan: I just took a bite of Toblerone and some went down my shirt.

Meaghan: the world is just filled with stupid people.
Emma-Jane: Yes
Emma-Jane: Being less stupid is a curse!

Morgan: I sometimes wave to you guys even though you can't see it.
Nicole: I flip you guys off since you can't see me
Anna: I sometimes hump you, even if you can't feel it.

Bonster: Why am I not wearing underpants?!

Brandon: Oh yeah, I wish I had boobs as big as yours. I'm an AAA cup

Julie: what happened to your font?
Morgan: It matches his penis size now.
Brandon: I was about to say the same thing about your boobs, LOL
Meaghan: oh snap
Brandon: I'm not even kidding. I was typing "It's as small as Morgan's boobs!"

Brandon: My peen got bitten off in 93'

Brandon: what if i did buy for my personal site? would you guys visit often?

Bonster: I've been to a donkey baseball game and a wedding/rodeo where they got married on donkeys

Brandon: :o I think I accidently just invited my grandma in the chat.

Brandon: boob

Morgan: Does Scottish count as British?

Bonster: fucking Texans

Julie: I'm the #22 toilet paper owner
Julie: I need more.
Julie: MORE!

Bonster: help my pants grow!

Emma-Jane: we can't trust a scooter and a pervert

Nicole: Mentally, i'm happy i'm up, physically i'm just dead
Nicole: but that I chalk up to the attacks making me tired
Morgan: Or the intense, long hours of exotic dancing.
Nicole: well there is that

Emma-Jane: I KENW IYT
Emma-Jane: LOL
Emma-Jane: SO HAVE YOU
Holly: And that sentence made it look like I have been too.


Emma-Jane: well I always say that the best parties are the unplanned panties

Emma-Jane: Is this like the cheap man's crotchgroin or what?
Holly: Thta's not even a good imitation for the crotchgroin.
Emma-Jane: I know
Holly: That's the homeless man's crotchgroin.

Anna: Yay. A whole folder of Dick!

Meaghan: I was listening to the song Loser by Beck
Meaghan: and it reminded me of Garby

Holly: We're all whores, I think.
Emma-Jane: we are
Julie: we definitely are
Emma-Jane: but good quality whores
Emma-Jane: we're like companions really
Holly: Oh yeah.
Emma-Jane: and cotwwsb is our guild

Holly: I have a gender now!

Meaghan: you can't trust customs
Morgan: I read customs as condoms.
Meaghan: you can't trust those either.

Holly: E-J crazeeeeeee
Emma-Jane: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah am not
Morgan: Are so!
Bonster: E-J nutso, it's a fact-o!
Emma-Jane: not so
Morgan: Bonster lame-o.
Emma-Jane: *blows rasberrries*

Bonster: my wang is limitless

Holly: I was being a pain yesterday.
Julie: you?
Holly: *It

Holly: I also really enjoy Stupid 60. Not as much as Bonster and Mo but it's very good.
Julie: ...
Julie: Stupid 60? Loving nickname or typo?
Holly: LOL, typo ;0
Holly: An interesting one.
Julie: yes
Julie: you should think about how you *really* feel about "Stupid 60"

Nicole: yummy. i'm having baked haddock for dinner
Morgan: Okay, I read that as headcock.

Bonster: I'm so glad I'm gay.
Bonster: I would miss out so much drooling if i weren't.

Hoppy: the moral of this story is don't make promises you can't keep
Hoppy: especially if it pertains to boobs

Nicole: i'm pantsless again
Chelsea: :-0
Bonster: good to know!
Julie: it would just be easier if you told us when you do have pants on
Chelsea: That's what Morgan smelled earlier
Julie: smelled?
Bonster: ew
Chelsea: LOL!
Nicole: wtf?

Bonster: is it wrong to think that Madame Hooch is kind of hot?

Chelsea: I'm naked

Bonster: god i love the bathroom

Bonster: oh fuck me marsey dosey oats

Brandon: Call me strange, but I'm a Keith/Veronica shipper.

Julie: man, I feel weird. I think it's from having my mouth propped open for over an hour.

Bonster: a weinie! yummy!

Anna: ooh. I got Dick!
Anna: And yes, I am going to tell everyone.
Brandon: Dick a fanlisting or you had sex recently?
Julie: lol
Julie: Scooter gave her Dick, apparently it's contagious
Bonster: LOLOL
Brandon: LOL, wow
Brandon: That sounded really wrong.
Julie: or there are some cotwwsb secrets so dark I don't even want to know them

Brandon: Weiners in my fish bone soup!

Holly: My car Boris doesn't like closed doors either.

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