The Eloquent Elocutions of COTWWSB

The wittiest and most remarkable words ever uttered by us in chat. Ph3ar what we say for we pwn the written word. Below are all of our quotes, but you can also browse by name.

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Bonster: I'm watching the Alias eps from last week. At last.
E-J: YAY
E-J: which ones is that?
Bonster: I've seen this one before! the one with Nadia's birthday.
E-J: OMG
E-J: I'm watching it too
Bonster: whoa
Bonster: really?
Bonster: LOL
Bonster: awesome!
Bonster: that's so random!!
E-J: LOL
Bonster: shared brain Alias viewage!
E-J: I know!
E-J: that's so cool
E-J: Where in the ep are you?
Bonster: they're having the family dinner and Arvin is proposing the toast
E-J: OMG
Bonster: and Jack was all 'the world will end, soyes, get a hybrid'
E-J: he's proposing a toast now on my TV
E-J: *dies*
Bonster: LOL!!!
Bonster: that's INSANE
Bonster: that is so freaky!

Morgan: I took a quiz on TheCW site for which CW woman I am most like and I got someone from One Tree Hill.
Bonster: I'm so sorry.

Nicole: I acidentally ruined my dick so I need to get a new copy

Morgan: And people must be hair, he's going through a breakup.
Morgan: And good riddance.
Bonster: be hair?
Bonster: fair?
Morgan: fair*
Bonster: LOL
Morgan: Oops.
Bonster: That made it a whole different sentence. That made no sense.

Holly: The scared brain is mostly awesome. But then we get shared pain. Which is alot less fun.

Brandon: My escort name is Jasper Belafonte

Brandon: That will be my motto.
Brandon: Jasper the Friendly Escort: Here to service your sexual needs.

Brandon: I was just thinking, maybe when I get enough money, I will step up from whoring to being a professional escort. I would go by the name Dante.

Brandon: Why is the girl from Golden Girls in the COTWWSB Stamp of Approvals? LOL
Brandon: Betty WHite
Brandon: White*
Morgan: Because Betty White is awesome.
Morgan: Duh.
Bonster: Yeah, duh.

Chelsea: I just dropped an M&M down my shirt :-(
Chelsea: *goes hunting for it*
Chelsea: I can't find it, I think my boob ate it

Holly:The crtchlight skin is hilarious though.
Holly: I so wouldn't have noticed if you hsfn'y told em

Bonster: Imagine Wentworth narrating as Logan flies

Bonster: Botster
Bonster: oh man
Bonster: and how do you know I'm not a robot?
Julie: We need a page with the adventures of MoBot and Botster
Julie: you can be like the transformers
Julie: and you can combine to become MoBotster
Bonster: LMABO
Julie: and fight Meaghatron

Julie: (4:43:44 AM): if you were a robot, I'd name you Botster
Bonster: (4:43:45 AM): if I were a n00b, I would so feel pressure to say funny things so I'd be quoteable.
Julie: wow
Bonster: okay
Bonster: we made similar statements
Bonster: similar grammatical statements
Bonster: that's... weird
Julie: similar, and yet totally different

Julie: sometimes, we stay up way too late and no one else is in here and we go a little more insane than usual, don't you think?
Bonster: lol
Bonster: I think so.
Bonster: I think think so, that is.
Bonster: we rule the UNIVERSE
Bonster: mwahahahahaha

Meaghan: pfft
Meaghan: she out-evils me
Emma-Jane: well you're evil ha-ha, she's evil blah
Bonster: indeed
Bonster: her evil is lame
Bonster: and unfocused

Morgan: I am naked underneath my panties and upper shoulder boulder holder.
Morgan: Those which, by the way, do not match.

Holly: But I was an amusing Leo layout.

Morgan: MERRY CHRISTMAS, COOLIE
Julie: um, yes
Morgan: HAPPY BIRTHDAY*

Morgan: My nose is in the future.

Bonster: I like being crazy.

Emma-Jane: ha I've been looking for my glasses for 10 mintues
Emma-Jane: they were on my nose
Bonster: oh, E-J. Sweetie. LOL
Emma-Jane: i was scratching my nose and was like WTF is on my nose?
Emma-Jane: then it dawned one me and I felt awfully stuc
Emma-Jane: stud
Emma-Jane: STUPID
Emma-Jane: bwhahaha
Emma-Jane: too^piud keyboard

Hoppy: there's nothing difficult about Hoppy
Hoppy: it's what a bunny does

Ih8cotwwsb: does ne1 luv me?
Meaghan: no
Emma-Jane: NOPE
Meaghan: not even your parents
Morgan: Your mom?
Holly: No.
Julie: Jesus, maybe
Hoppy: (3:42:50 PM) but not Bono
Meaghan: (3:42:51 PM) Bono thinks you're an asshole though
Holly: (3:42:51 PM) Bono doesn't love you.

Morgan: Meaghan, guess what.
Meaghan: (5:46:09 PM) chicken butt?
Morgan: (5:46:10 PM) Not chicken butt.
Meaghan: doh
Meaghan: well I don't know then

Julie: I can smell your crunkosity

Julie: yeah, even witty and quotable people aren't "on" all the time
Julie: me, for example

Nicole: Avez-vous jamais dansé avec le diable dans le clair de lune pâle?

Holly: I was wondering why it was so quiet.
Holly: And then I realised I hadnt signed into AIM.

Bonster: I'm so very gay.

Morgan: But ______ happens in the next one!
Bonster: LOL
Bonster: oh my god! ______!!!
Morgan: YES! And then with the zipper!
Morgan: And the aliens!

Brandon: I only buy bras with crocodiles on them.

Anna: I don't care if it kills my dial up, my crotch will be SINGING!

Bonster: you wouldn't boink a blow up dolls armpit. Or maybe you would.
Meaghan: I suppose some people would

Nicole: I am not dancing with a stripper pole

Nicole: i'm wearing pants
Bonster: how dare you?

Anna: I think my underwear are very happy.

Bonster: you can get disturbing fanfics from Furries
Holly: I don't want any furry fanfic though
Bonster: who does?
Holly: Furries, mostly.

Morgan: Julie really is a whore.

Nicole: fuck pants. Pantslessness PWNS

Meaghan: Joss wins an Oscar and says "Finally, I would like to thank the girls who run jossverse.com: Holly, Julie, Meaghan, and Morgan."

Morgan: Someday we should speak in caveman all day until it gets old two minutes after we start.
Meaghan: Mo silly
Meaghan: me talk that way in real life
Emma-Jane: idea funny
Meaghan: idea good
Emma-Jane: me like
Meaghan: me like
Julie: me eat pizza
Julie: pizza have onions
Meaghan: me not know what wear party
Morgan: Glasses dirty
Emma-Jane: onions make cry
Meaghan: me want stay home
Julie: onions too sweet pizza taste like candy
Emma-Jane: party good
Meaghan: party bad
[ ... ]
Julie: Mo suggest caveman speak 13 minutes ago
Julie: we no get bored fast
Meaghan: caveman chat fun
Meaghan: too bad so long
Meaghan: make good quote
Julie: lol
Meaghan: longest quote ever
Julie: very long quote

Bonster: pickles distract me

Bonster: Meagharoo, I really like your av.
Morgan: She isn't here.
Bonster: that's a good point

Bonster: if you think about it, Jennifer is a weird name

Bonster: ugh, can you get to this site and then do a ctrl-f for the word cock?

Bonster: I am getting chili all over my face lol
Julie: LOL
Morgan: Belts are awesome!
Morgan: I just walked into a wall.
Bonster: Belts are a cruel trick of the universe.

Julie: god bless the PickleVator

Julie: I cried for SIX hours
Julie: but I'm better now
Nicole: I cried for SEX seconds
Nicole: SIX*
Nicole: shit

Julie: eating this powder made my headache go away!

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