The Eloquent Elocutions of COTWWSB
The wittiest and most remarkable words ever uttered by us in chat. Ph3ar what we say for we pwn the written word. Below are all of our quotes, but you can also browse by name.
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Holly: I love my bed.
Nicole: I love your bed too
Nicole: don't judge me and my squid pr0n
Morgan: We were on the freeway and there was this VW Beetle and hanging from underneath it the owner put two balls.
Morgan: I laughed when I saw it then we saw who was driving it and he was old and creepy.
Morgan: Really, who wants a creepy old guy putting testicles on his car?
Julie: I'm actually having children just for the purpose of breeding them to make me grandchildren.
Nicole: I PWN
Nicole: sometimes I amaze myself with my awesomeness
Julie: oh, a whole Jesus gallery!
Holly: aww, poorn Bonster
Holly: ... okay, that was an interesting typo
Bonster: So... I'm Batman, I'm Spider-Man, I'm Harry Potter, and I'm Bonster.
Julie: I need an iPot
Morgan: I'd like to find somewhere to ride a mechanical bull this summer.
Bonster: If I were living right now in the late 70's early 80's, I would so have Henry Winkler/Ron Howard as an OTP.
Nicole: our Dicks match!
Bonster: brb
Julie: baa
Holly: weeeeeb
Bonster: back
Brandon: brb
Bonster: weeb, Coolie!
Brandon: back
Holly: weeeb!
Julie: weeb!
Brandon: ty!
Bonster: weeb!
Brandon: ty!
Brandon: I found out that the problem with my ball is that the inside is just dirty. So I'm trying to use a toothpick to clean it.
Brandon: I'm going to fix my ball once and for all
Brandon: And no can do, I'm afraid my ball is busted.
Brandon: if i unplug my mouth and then plug it back in, i wonder if my ball would work.
Brandon: this is more than my mouth can handle. And believe me, my mouth has taken a beating before, but never like this.
Brandon: Okay, I found out that my ball only works if i push it up.
Brandon: If i try and go down with it, it doesn't work.
Holly: I enjoy doing CPR on the crotchgroin ;-)
Julie: I don't think that's called CPR, Holly
Meaghan: you h0r
Holly: I don't like you anymore.
Meaghan: well I hate you
Holly: Well good
Meaghan: if we were Xander and Cordy we'd start making out now.
Holly: See, my typos are all perfectly natural and perfectly me.
Bonster: no cosmetically enhanced typos
Holly: I don't believe in costmetically enhancing my typos. They don't need it, they're brilliant in their natural form.
Bonster: I say often "Bitch whore rapist!"
Bonster: haha Hippie links to crotchgrion
Bonster: groin even
Morgan: Crotchgrion LOL
Morgan: It sounds like a really inappropriate French entree.
Bonster: LOL
Bonster: it does
Morgan: I don't even want to know the ingredients.
Morgan: Making Garby pay for the hotel room? $60 a night.
Morgan: Making Garby pay for the condoms? *insert price here*
Morgan: Making Garby pay for bail? $200
Morgan: Paying him in food stamps? Priceless.
Brandon: I just did a "What kind of drug are you?" quiz and I'm cocaine. you are cocaine. addictive, expensive and confident. expensive!
Bonster: expensive = LOTS of food stamps
Morgan: And yet you get paid in food stamps.
Brandon: Nope, i only except cash now
Nicole: monopoly cash
Brandon: CAAAASH
Holly: accept, Garby. You don't take Mastercard anymore?
Bonster: Garby is apparently not priceless.
Morgan: I was going to do a little thing like the mastercard commercials and start listing things like motel rooms, bail money and condoms but I have no idea how much condoms cost.
Bonster: bwah. I don't know either!
Nicole: Brandon! How much do condoms cost?
Morgan: Garby, how much do condoms cost?
Brandon: semi-flat cock?
Julie: once I burnt off some of my eyelashes on my right eye. That taught me how to hold a lighter!
Brandon: I had a dream last night that I was 400lbs and just finished being a cast member on 'The Real World' and they were showing a clip of the season to
Brandon: come and it showed me all pissed off screaming "Who ate all the fucking peanut butter?!?!?"
Meaghan: please don't poop in chat
Morgan: What are you watching, Meagharoo?
Meaghan: Calgary vs Anaheim
Morgan: And that's where Gina Torres is removing Ryan Phillippe's pants?
Meaghan: why is Gina Torres taking Ryan Phillippe's pants off? That's all I want to know.
Bonster: She may not be home for half an hour or more! :D
Julie: I should get back 2 that
Bonster: you just said '2 that'. I think I just lost some respect for you.
Bonster: rather, 4 U.
Bonster: FLEURKING ITALIAN DRESSING
Bonster: FLEURKING FLEURKING FLEURKING
Nicole: only Bonster could emo about the smell of Italian dressing on her pickles
Nicole: If I ever have a daughter I want to name her Aeryn
Meaghan: me too! lol
Meaghan: I love the name
Nicole: omg
Nicole: our daughters will be like WTF?
Meaghan: LOL
Meaghan: and we'll be like "cotwwsb *high five*"
Nicole: they'll be in their lil COTWWSB: TNG chat and be like "god damn crack"
Meaghan: LMABO
Nicole: and we'll be in COTWWSB: TOS
Meaghan: hahahahahahahahaha
Nicole: and we'll be snickering at them
Meaghan: and our grandchildren will be in COTWWSB: DS9?
Nicole: i'm off like Brandons pants when offered food stamps
Julie: I do love ringed seals. TASTY
Bonster: Bondage and eating babies and boy!kissing, that's me in a nutshell.
Bonster: screw you, Spider-hippie!
Meaghan: WTF BONSTER
Nicole: I'M EJWISH!
Nicole: sometimes I just wanna go asfdjagdshls;f;vsljkjklsa
Nicole: feels good
Bonster: north korea is on waaay too much crack
Bonster: they would be the od'ing crackwhore of world!fic
Morgan: I thought when you said mofos you said nachos and I got hungry.
Bonster: I don't know why I find babies being eaten so damned funny. I probably shouldn't. Oh well.
Brandon: you tried to frame me using a penis!
Julie: I do not want to see muppets in sexual situations
Julie: I would marry Scorpius and have his 1/4 Scarran, 1/4 Sebacean, 1/2 human babiez
Bonster: I'm a Canadian hillbilly! Ph33r m3!
Hoppy: we must have been too high with crotch love to be using our heads straight
Bonster: crotches roxor.
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