The Eloquent Elocutions of COTWWSB
The wittiest and most remarkable words ever uttered by us in chat. Ph3ar what we say for we pwn the written word. Below are all of our quotes, but you can also browse by name.
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Morgan: I have pizza sauce on my face.
Meaghan: the good old hockey game is the best game you can name
Nicole: Meaghan stop being emo!
Meaghan: and the best game you can name is the good old hockey game
Bonster: and literlay 1337 if we we wear 1337 trousers (but trousers spelled the 1337 way lol)
Bonster: it gives the intrinsic effect 1337n355
Julie: literlay? lol
Meaghan: did you just say literlay?
Julie: is that like, gentle littering?
Meaghan: what literlay is, in fact, is chips with no trans fats.
Meaghan: Liter Lays. see?
Julie: I was reading that as liter, like a two-liter
Julie: or litre to you freaks
Meaghan: eff u
Meaghan: I thought of lite, like lite beer.
Julie: of course, I read litre as lee-truh
Meaghan: or lite Lays.
Meaghan: well, if we were French you'd be on to something.
Julie: maybe I am French
Meaghan: I think you are just on something.
Julie: maybe I believe in pronouncing things the proper French way
Meaghan: maybe you're just a dick!
Julie: I call myself zhulie
Bonster: she ain't no sausage!
Julie: I insist you call me that
Julie: I do hope you are pronouncing Coolie as French as possible
Meaghan: more like ku-LI
Morgan: You all just made me spit milk on myself.
Meaghan: my name is actually pronounced Throat Warbler Mangrove.
Nicole: I have to go to work. I'm late
Nicole: but this isn't over skank
Brandon: I hope you get written up!
Brandon: have a good day :D
Nicole: Love you guys!
Morgan: I have peanut butter on my face.
Holly: I have a 6 inch mentor!
Nicole: What's better than a 6" Orlando Bloom?
Meaghan: Bono wouldn't fart on me
Meaghan: Bono loves me.
Julie: she fucks up everything with her poison boobies
Meaghan: I wonder what her bra size is. hahahaha
Julie: she has no need for that, braless, half-shirt wearing biotch!
Julie: I get fucking angry when shit goes retrograde
Julie: I'd rather have crack than food
Brandon: They have Jesus Christ listed normally. I was looking under Christ, Jesus.
Brandon: Clay Aiken isn't crunk
Julie: I'm married to a polar bear and a gay man! I need change!
Bonster: oh dammit
Bonster: just choked on pickle juice
Bonster: I feel like i'm having a stroke LOL
Bonster: damn you for making me laugh whilst eatin mah pickles!
Morgan: The top comes off of mine so I could store stuff in it if I wanted.
Meaghan: like weed
Julie: you could put your weed in there!
Morgan: Oh dear.
Julie: We don't want to be ridiculous.
Meaghan: no, we wouldn't want that
Anna: I love spaghetti up my butt.
Julie: After more consideration, I think I'm going to go with Ashanti.
Meaghan: I am happy to accept the title of honourary American
Julie: you Canadian bastard
Julie: I love Julie Andrews
Nicole: me too
Meaghan: me too
Meaghan: she's grointastic
Bonster: aww, the apollo space program roxored.
Meaghan: if you say so
Bonster: it did.
Bonster: so there.
Meaghan: I said I believe you
Bonster: you said if I say so
Bonster: that does not imply you believe me
Bonster: merely that I said something
Meaghan: I meant to imply that I would take your word for it
Bonster: this is a ridiculous conversation
Julie: I should make an Illyria code [for your fanlisting]
Meaghan: and a Joss code!
Julie: she will do violence if you aren't a fan
Meaghan: if Joss were a fan of me that would roxor
Meaghan: she'll make a trophy of your spine
Julie: I think it's only fair that since we run his fanlisting the least he could do is join ours.
Meaghan: (at 7:14:02) we should totally link to our fanlistings from Jossverse.com so if Joss ever happens to see it, he can join them.
Julie: (at 7:14:09) we should put a special notice saying that and linking them for him...
Julie: shared brain
Brandon: wtf, I'm sitting here reading the chat and trying to change the channel but the channel wouldn't change. And I couldn't figure out why, and it was because the TV wasn't on.
Brandon: The was probably the dumbest thing I've done all week.
Bonster: Peter Falk shot me to death in a dream once; I haven't been able to watch Columbo since.
Brandon: All of my quotes are about my ball! People will think i'm some sort of perv.
Brandon: I had a dream last night that my ball started working again. It's still broken.
Holly: I applaud your genuis.
Holly: I love my bed.
Nicole: I love your bed too
Nicole: don't judge me and my squid pr0n
Morgan: We were on the freeway and there was this VW Beetle and hanging from underneath it the owner put two balls.
Morgan: I laughed when I saw it then we saw who was driving it and he was old and creepy.
Morgan: Really, who wants a creepy old guy putting testicles on his car?
Julie: I'm actually having children just for the purpose of breeding them to make me grandchildren.
Nicole: I PWN
Nicole: sometimes I amaze myself with my awesomeness
Julie: oh, a whole Jesus gallery!
Holly: aww, poorn Bonster
Holly: ... okay, that was an interesting typo
Bonster: So... I'm Batman, I'm Spider-Man, I'm Harry Potter, and I'm Bonster.
Julie: I need an iPot
Morgan: I'd like to find somewhere to ride a mechanical bull this summer.
Bonster: If I were living right now in the late 70's early 80's, I would so have Henry Winkler/Ron Howard as an OTP.
Nicole: our Dicks match!
Bonster: weeb, Coolie!
Brandon: I found out that the problem with my ball is that the inside is just dirty. So I'm trying to use a toothpick to clean it.
Brandon: I'm going to fix my ball once and for all
Brandon: And no can do, I'm afraid my ball is busted.
Brandon: if i unplug my mouth and then plug it back in, i wonder if my ball would work.
Brandon: this is more than my mouth can handle. And believe me, my mouth has taken a beating before, but never like this.
Brandon: Okay, I found out that my ball only works if i push it up.
Brandon: If i try and go down with it, it doesn't work.
Holly: I enjoy doing CPR on the crotchgroin ;-)
Julie: I don't think that's called CPR, Holly
Meaghan: you h0r
Holly: I don't like you anymore.
Meaghan: well I hate you
Holly: Well good
Meaghan: if we were Xander and Cordy we'd start making out now.
Holly: See, my typos are all perfectly natural and perfectly me.
Bonster: no cosmetically enhanced typos
Holly: I don't believe in costmetically enhancing my typos. They don't need it, they're brilliant in their natural form.