The Eloquent Elocutions of COTWWSB

The wittiest and most remarkable words ever uttered by us in chat. Ph3ar what we say for we pwn the written word. Below are all of our quotes, but you can also browse by name.

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Morgan: People ask me, "Morgan, what do you bring to the group?"
Morgan: And I tell them, "I bring the awesome. And sometimes scans. But, mostly the awesome."

Chelsea: you should watch supernatural
Chelsea: in the nude

Nicole: Bonster! I need your expertese
Nicole: expertise
Nicole: whatever
Nicole: I need help

Nicole: when I can't find Brandon I shake a hooker and he comes running

Morgan: I have pizza sauce on my face.

Meaghan: the good old hockey game is the best game you can name
Nicole: Meaghan stop being emo!
Meaghan: and the best game you can name is the good old hockey game

Bonster: and literlay 1337 if we we wear 1337 trousers (but trousers spelled the 1337 way lol)
Bonster: it gives the intrinsic effect 1337n355
Julie: literlay? lol
Meaghan: did you just say literlay?
Julie: is that like, gentle littering?
Meaghan: what literlay is, in fact, is chips with no trans fats.
Meaghan: Liter Lays. see?
Julie: I was reading that as liter, like a two-liter
Julie: or litre to you freaks
Meaghan: eff u
Meaghan: I thought of lite, like lite beer.
Julie: of course, I read litre as lee-truh
Meaghan: or lite Lays.
Bonster: lol
Meaghan: well, if we were French you'd be on to something.
Julie: maybe I am French
Meaghan: I think you are just on something.
Julie: maybe I believe in pronouncing things the proper French way
Meaghan: maybe you're just a dick!
Bonster: *snort*
Julie: I call myself zhulie
Bonster: she ain't no sausage!
Meaghan: zhu-LEE
Julie: yes
Julie: I insist you call me that
Meaghan: okay
Bonster: lol
Julie: I do hope you are pronouncing Coolie as French as possible
Meaghan: ku-LEEE
Julie: indeed
Bonster: cool-ee-eh
Meaghan: more like ku-LI
Morgan: You all just made me spit milk on myself.
Meaghan: my name is actually pronounced Throat Warbler Mangrove.

Nicole: I have to go to work. I'm late
Nicole: but this isn't over skank
Brandon: okay!
Brandon: I hope you get written up!
Brandon: have a good day :D
Nicole: Love you guys!

Morgan: I have peanut butter on my face.

Holly: I have a 6 inch mentor!

Nicole: What's better than a 6" Orlando Bloom?

Meaghan: Bono wouldn't fart on me
Meaghan: Bono loves me.

Julie: she fucks up everything with her poison boobies
Meaghan: I wonder what her bra size is. hahahaha
Julie: she has no need for that, braless, half-shirt wearing biotch!

Julie: I get fucking angry when shit goes retrograde

Julie: I'd rather have crack than food

Brandon: They have Jesus Christ listed normally. I was looking under Christ, Jesus.

Brandon: Clay Aiken isn't crunk

Julie: I'm married to a polar bear and a gay man! I need change!

Bonster: oh dammit
Bonster: just choked on pickle juice
Meaghan: LOL
Bonster: I feel like i'm having a stroke LOL
Meaghan: awwww
Bonster: damn you for making me laugh whilst eatin mah pickles!

Morgan: The top comes off of mine so I could store stuff in it if I wanted.
Meaghan: like weed
Julie: you could put your weed in there!
Meaghan: lol
Bonster: LOL
Morgan: Oh dear.

Julie: We don't want to be ridiculous.
Meaghan: no, we wouldn't want that

Anna: I love spaghetti up my butt.

Julie: After more consideration, I think I'm going to go with Ashanti.

Meaghan: I am happy to accept the title of honourary American
Julie: you Canadian bastard

Julie: I love Julie Andrews
Nicole: me too
Meaghan: me too
Meaghan: she's grointastic

Bonster: aww, the apollo space program roxored.
Meaghan: if you say so
Bonster: it did.
Bonster: so there.
Meaghan: I said I believe you
Bonster: you said if I say so
Bonster: that does not imply you believe me
Bonster: merely that I said something
Bonster: lol
Meaghan: I meant to imply that I would take your word for it
Bonster: this is a ridiculous conversation

Julie: I should make an Illyria code [for your fanlisting]
Meaghan: ooh
Meaghan: and a Joss code!
Julie: she will do violence if you aren't a fan
Meaghan: if Joss were a fan of me that would roxor
Meaghan: lol
Meaghan: she'll make a trophy of your spine
Julie: I think it's only fair that since we run his fanlisting the least he could do is join ours.
Meaghan: lmabo
Julie: LOL
Meaghan: (at 7:14:02) we should totally link to our fanlistings from so if Joss ever happens to see it, he can join them.
Julie: (at 7:14:09) we should put a special notice saying that and linking them for him...
Julie: shared brain

Brandon: wtf, I'm sitting here reading the chat and trying to change the channel but the channel wouldn't change. And I couldn't figure out why, and it was because the TV wasn't on.
Bonster: LMAO
Brandon: The was probably the dumbest thing I've done all week.
Holly: LOL
Meaghan: probably?

Bonster: Peter Falk shot me to death in a dream once; I haven't been able to watch Columbo since.

Brandon: All of my quotes are about my ball! People will think i'm some sort of perv.

Brandon: I had a dream last night that my ball started working again. It's still broken.

Holly: I applaud your genuis.

Holly: I love my bed.
Nicole: I love your bed too

Nicole: don't judge me and my squid pr0n

Morgan: We were on the freeway and there was this VW Beetle and hanging from underneath it the owner put two balls.
Morgan: I laughed when I saw it then we saw who was driving it and he was old and creepy.
Morgan: Really, who wants a creepy old guy putting testicles on his car?

Julie: I'm actually having children just for the purpose of breeding them to make me grandchildren.

Nicole: I PWN
Nicole: sometimes I amaze myself with my awesomeness

Julie: oh, a whole Jesus gallery!

Holly: aww, poorn Bonster
Holly: ... okay, that was an interesting typo

Bonster: So... I'm Batman, I'm Spider-Man, I'm Harry Potter, and I'm Bonster.

Julie: I need an iPot

Morgan: I'd like to find somewhere to ride a mechanical bull this summer.

Bonster: If I were living right now in the late 70's early 80's, I would so have Henry Winkler/Ron Howard as an OTP.

Nicole: our Dicks match!

Bonster: brb
Julie: baa
Holly: weeeeeb
Bonster: back
Brandon: brb
Bonster: weeb, Coolie!
Brandon: back
Holly: weeeb!
Julie: weeb!
Brandon: ty!
Bonster: weeb!
Brandon: ty!

Brandon: I found out that the problem with my ball is that the inside is just dirty. So I'm trying to use a toothpick to clean it.

Brandon: I'm going to fix my ball once and for all

Brandon: And no can do, I'm afraid my ball is busted.

Brandon: if i unplug my mouth and then plug it back in, i wonder if my ball would work.

Brandon: this is more than my mouth can handle. And believe me, my mouth has taken a beating before, but never like this.

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