The Eloquent Elocutions of COTWWSB

The wittiest and most remarkable words ever uttered by us in chat. Ph3ar what we say for we pwn the written word. Below are all of our quotes, but you can also browse by name.

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Brandon: Okay, I found out that my ball only works if i push it up.
Brandon: If i try and go down with it, it doesn't work.

Holly: I enjoy doing CPR on the crotchgroin ;-)
Julie: I don't think that's called CPR, Holly

Meaghan: you h0r
Holly: I don't like you anymore.
Meaghan: well I hate you
Holly: Well good
Meaghan: if we were Xander and Cordy we'd start making out now.

Holly: See, my typos are all perfectly natural and perfectly me.
Bonster: no cosmetically enhanced typos
Holly: I don't believe in costmetically enhancing my typos. They don't need it, they're brilliant in their natural form.

Bonster: I say often "Bitch whore rapist!"

Bonster: haha Hippie links to crotchgrion
Bonster: groin even
Morgan: Crotchgrion LOL
Morgan: It sounds like a really inappropriate French entree.
Bonster: LOL
Bonster: it does
Morgan: I don't even want to know the ingredients.

Morgan: Making Garby pay for the hotel room? $60 a night.
Morgan: Making Garby pay for the condoms? *insert price here*
Morgan: Making Garby pay for bail? $200
Morgan: Paying him in food stamps? Priceless.

Brandon: I just did a "What kind of drug are you?" quiz and I'm cocaine. you are cocaine. addictive, expensive and confident. expensive!
Bonster: expensive = LOTS of food stamps
Morgan: And yet you get paid in food stamps.
Brandon: Nope, i only except cash now
Nicole: monopoly cash
Brandon: CAAAASH
Holly: accept, Garby. You don't take Mastercard anymore?
Bonster: Garby is apparently not priceless.
Morgan: I was going to do a little thing like the mastercard commercials and start listing things like motel rooms, bail money and condoms but I have no idea how much condoms cost.
Bonster: bwah. I don't know either!
Nicole: Brandon! How much do condoms cost?
Morgan: Garby, how much do condoms cost?

Brandon: semi-flat cock?

Julie: once I burnt off some of my eyelashes on my right eye. That taught me how to hold a lighter!

Brandon: I had a dream last night that I was 400lbs and just finished being a cast member on 'The Real World' and they were showing a clip of the season to
Brandon: come and it showed me all pissed off screaming "Who ate all the fucking peanut butter?!?!?"

Meaghan: please don't poop in chat

Morgan: What are you watching, Meagharoo?
Meaghan: Calgary vs Anaheim
Morgan: And that's where Gina Torres is removing Ryan Phillippe's pants?

Meaghan: why is Gina Torres taking Ryan Phillippe's pants off? That's all I want to know.
Bonster: She may not be home for half an hour or more! :D

Julie: I should get back 2 that
Bonster: you just said '2 that'. I think I just lost some respect for you.
Bonster: rather, 4 U.

Bonster: FLEURKING ITALIAN DRESSING
Bonster: FLEURKING FLEURKING FLEURKING
Nicole: only Bonster could emo about the smell of Italian dressing on her pickles

Nicole: If I ever have a daughter I want to name her Aeryn
Meaghan: me too! lol
Meaghan: I love the name
Nicole: omg
Nicole: our daughters will be like WTF?
Meaghan: LOL
Meaghan: and we'll be like "cotwwsb *high five*"
Nicole: they'll be in their lil COTWWSB: TNG chat and be like "god damn crack"
Meaghan: LMABO
Nicole: and we'll be in COTWWSB: TOS
Meaghan: hahahahahahahahaha
Nicole: and we'll be snickering at them
Meaghan: and our grandchildren will be in COTWWSB: DS9?

Nicole: i'm off like Brandons pants when offered food stamps

Julie: I do love ringed seals. TASTY

Bonster: Bondage and eating babies and boy!kissing, that's me in a nutshell.

Bonster: screw you, Spider-hippie!
Meaghan: WTF BONSTER

Nicole: I'M EJWISH!

Nicole: sometimes I just wanna go asfdjagdshls;f;vsljkjklsa
Nicole: feels good

Bonster: north korea is on waaay too much crack
Bonster: they would be the od'ing crackwhore of world!fic

Morgan: I thought when you said mofos you said nachos and I got hungry.

Bonster: I don't know why I find babies being eaten so damned funny. I probably shouldn't. Oh well.

Brandon: you tried to frame me using a penis!

Julie: I do not want to see muppets in sexual situations

Julie: I would marry Scorpius and have his 1/4 Scarran, 1/4 Sebacean, 1/2 human babiez

Bonster: I'm a Canadian hillbilly! Ph33r m3!

Hoppy: we must have been too high with crotch love to be using our heads straight

Bonster: crotches roxor.

Julie and Bonster (joint quote): That's Mister personal Jesus you Rick James wannabe Howard-Humping-Humphries Christ son of God our Lord and almighty savior on a wheat thin on a pogo stick hopping over a bog whilst eating a pie and singing the national anthem into a tape recorder while doing jazz hands with a fiery passion for the forbidden dance blazing behind his black as coal eyes underneath his furry eyebrows on his way to the grocery store to buy milk.

Bonster: I'm an image polygamist.

Morgan: Let's get pissed and watch porn!

Brandon: Everything around the devil's dick is fine for me though.

Brandon: Burritos seem so much bigger when you are intoxicated.

Holly: I'm not a big fan of birds. They're all.. flappy.

Morgan: Some woman stole a sheriff's SUV cruiser and is taking it on a high speed chase.
Morgan: She'd better finish before All My Children.

Morgan: I might start thinking of you when I burp, Scooter.

Morgan: I prefer dwarf porn.

Nicole: i love burping

Bonster: I would ungay for Vamp Xander.

Julie: Julie T. Boobieflash is my professional name

Julie: pirates don't give a crap about kosher status

Kathi: You know, I heard that in the new sims expansion pack, robots will be able to be made and they can woohoo!
Kathi: I was all ooh someone could create Data and he could finally get some!
Kathi: and have robot babies!

Bonster: zomg, I knew it! Plant slash!
Holly: :-o HOW DID YOU KNOW?!
Bonster: Shared brain! mwahahaha.
Holly: *cries* You're figured out my dirty secret.
Bonster: You should have a aim av thing and have it have a plant on it. And not pot, as that's less funny than a regular potted plant.
Holly: *giggles*
Bonster: It's okay. *whispers* I totally read it!
Bonster: *giggle*
Holly: My otp is so oak/cedar.
Bonster: *shakes head*
Bonster: Mine is Blackjack/Weeping Willow.
Holly: *giggles*
Bonster: with maybe spruce thrown in.
Bonster: and OMG. No one beats the Larch for angst.
Holly: They so don't. Ivy gets close, but Larch is so angsty.
Bonster: absolutely. And god. How bitchy can those cottonwood trees be?
Holly: They could be more bitchy, but only a little bit. Nothing beats redwood for whining though.
Bonster: Amen. Redwood suxors.
Holly: Totally. Redwood does not get the cotwwsb seal of approval.
Bonster: *dies*

Nicole: Jupiter has 17 moons
Julie: Jupiter prefers to call them his bitches.

Holly: COTWWSB: Making people hungry one member as a time.

Brandon: The smell of cinnamon makes me feel sparkly.

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