The Eloquent Elocutions of COTWWSB

The wittiest and most remarkable words ever uttered by us in chat. Ph3ar what we say for we pwn the written word. Below are all of our quotes, but you can also browse by name.

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Julie: Kojak: Nipples of Steel

Morgan: I pick Bonster over a whore any day of the week.

Brandon: well i am going to sign out of here and try some new stuff, probably be back in a while lol
OnlineHost: Brandon has left the room.
Nicole: i wonder what he meant by new stuff
Nicole: i think he's gonna try and download porn now that he has fast net

Brandon: My tits hurt.

Brandon: My left hand hurts for some reason. I guess I've been working it to hard.

OnlineHost: Morgan has entered the room.
Morgan: I knew you would do that!
Brandon: LOL weeb!
Morgan: If you want, you may eject me for your birthday.
Brandon: I robbed you of your room powers, muahahaha.
Brandon: LOL, yay!
OnlineHost: Morgan has been ejected from this room.

OnlineHost: Bonster has left the room.
Nicole: uh oh. she's gone to put a shirt on

Brandon: My phone cover smells funny.
Brandon: I told that to Chelsea and she said "Ewww, i don't want to know why."
Nicole: .........
Brandon:So i told her I turn it on vibrate and then when someone calls, I rub myself with it.

Julie: For the record, I do not like weenie juice.
Bonster: I do not either. Even though I run the fl for sausage.

Brandon: It makes my groin hurt when you type like that!

Morgan: I rejected you. For Puddle Jumper/Gate.
Bonster: true. Well. With one flaw, my record stands LOL.
Morgan: Though really, there should be a fanlisting for that relationship.
Bonster: there should be. The gate really likes to cuddle with the PJ.
Morgan: The penetration. The wetness. OTP.
Bonster: Hear hear!
Elise: what penetration?!
Morgan: Because the Puddle Jump has to go through the gate to get back to Atlantis.
Bonster: weeee it has to fit just right
Elise: and he penetrates? *doesn't get it*
Bonster: hit the sweet spot
Morgan: And the gate is water-y. So, wet.
Holly: I'm trying SO HARD not to laugh
Morgan: The Puddle Jumper is a space ship.
Bonster: the puddle jumper is shaped like a log/phallic symbol and the gate is round and open and the jumper fits just right
Morgan: Like sex.
Bonster: to make it all the way
Elise: *dies*

Nicole: we should make a cotwwsb movie one day
Julie: yes
Nicole: omg we could have a scene where we have a block party and someone sets their weed garden on fire accidentaly and we all get the munchies
Nicole: and brandon talks about wieners

Brandon: lol, i do not have bitch tits

Kathi: *burp*
Brandon: *queef*
Nicole: wait you can't physically do that
Kathi: he can't physically queef? thank god, lol
Brandon: if i put my mind to it i can
Brandon: Willy Wonka once said "nothing's impossible"
Brandon: So if your telling me I can't queef, that's a big fat lie.

Nicole: i work at a real job for my crack. i don't whore myself for it. i whore myself for dvds

Brandon: I cant believe Morgan quoted my wiener
Brandon: quote

Meaghan: Joss pwns
Holly: he does
Holly: this is why we love him
Meaghan: yes
Meaghan: imagine if Joss didn't pwn
Holly: that would be totally wrong
Meaghan: life would be so different
Holly: it would be. Imagine life without Buffy.
Meaghan: if Joss suxored, we wouldn't have applied to adopt his FL from Emma, and the Uber!Buffy would not exist.
Holly: And therefore cotwwsb wouldn't exist
Meaghan: my god
Meaghan: it's a good thing Joss doesn't suxor
Holly: it really is
Holly: everything would be so different
Meaghan: life as we know it would not exist without Joss
Meaghan: he really is god-like!
Holly: he really is!
Meaghan: weird
Holly: Joss makes everything happen. He's a catalyst for good things.
Meaghan: it's true
Meaghan: wow
Meaghan: I love Joss!
Holly: Me too

Meaghan: bowel movement, Holly
Julie: I have never thought these things
Meaghan: Bowel. Movement.
Holly: I see
Julie: you're just asking to be quoted

Morgan: We have a very keen eye to noticing crotch-y things.

Julie: basically, I'm totally hyped up on crank

Julie: I only post artful nudity

Brandon: Yep, I always have wiener on the brain.

Meaghan: The thing about Julie is you can never be sure where she's been. However, I'd still take her over the wieners.

Julie: I'm a very friendly person, but if you cross me, I will cut you.

Emma: I find Paul McKenna's voice really sexy
Emma: it really is though! just the way it sort of goes really deep and almost vibrates, LOL
Emma: it sends a shiver down my spine

Holly: yes, I share a name with Jesus

Julie: that smiley is so grotesque
Holly: it is
Julie: it looks like it has several STDs
Holly: It looks like it has a deformity on its face
Julie: you can just tell it's a whore

Holly: it's probably just a type
Holly: *typo

Julie: I'm like a leper

Brandon: next time we have to send money to each other, send it someway different. Paypal charges a lot. I don't care if we have to smuggle it through a horses ass.
Nicole: bwahaha!
Nicole: i think we can find an easier way then shoving cash up an unsuspecting horses butt
Brandon: true, but the horses reaction may be funny
Nicole: if you'd like i can put money in a strippers g-string and send them to you
Nicole: less painful. more fun.
Brandon: oh that'll work!

Meaghan: Emma Watson is 15! She's not even legal in Britain yet. and they have very low standards

Nicole: where the hell did Brandon come from?

Meaghan: I am obviously a French Canadian werewolf

Hoppy: We all do dumb shit sometimes. It's how we keep ourselves from being TOO proud of ourselves and becoming overly egotistical. Hee.

Brandon: i'm cheap, i only like free weed.
Julie: yes, never paying for it is good. because then you don't risk getting caught buying drugs, and it keeps you from smoking too much.

Holly: I'm trying to work out who my Staff FF is
Holly: SS*
Brandon: lol i havent gotten my gift yet
Holly: me either
Holly: but Meaghan told me that my person has mailed my gift
Brandon: oooh neat
Brandon: i should ask her if my person emailed mine
Brandon: Meaghan knows who everyones SS it? LOL
Holly: yep
Brandon: i wanna know if my person emailed mine!
Holly: LOL, emailed
Brandon: mail* doh
Brandon: i'm very sleepy obviously
Brandon: MALED*
Holly: yes
Brandon: omg
Brandon: mailed*
Brandon: there
Holly: lmao
Holly: *pats Gary*
Holly: Garby*

Brandon: Me and Elise have decided to start calling socks 'feet condoms'

Morgan: I'm not sure that's a very Jewish thing to do, Scooter.
Nicole: what? own a Buddy Christ?
Nicole: i just need to keep all my bases covered just incase this Jews don't go to hell thing doesn't pan out

Emma: yomootow is a good day
Emma: otherwise known as tomorrow

Meaghan: FARAMIR NOT OPEN!!!

Nicole: it'd be funny if one of us broke off to pursue a solo career
Meaghan: (at 9:49:31 pm) I think Holly should do that. Her tympani solo album would be very avant-garde
Julie: (at 9:49:35 pm) Cat Shirt should leave and release a solo concept album
Julie: lmao
Julie: random shared brain
Meaghan: omg
Nicole: lmao!
Meaghan: that deserves to be preserved just for its randomness
Julie: it could be called "Feline Top" by Cat Shirt
Julie: 12 tracks of pure timpani solo
Meaghan: hey, I'd buy it
Julie: me too

Hoppy: I'm afraid that will mean the terrorists have fun
Hoppy: have won
Hoppy: not fun
Hoppy: *headdesks*

Nicole: Jesus loves you, but Bono thinks you're an asshole.

Holly: I once password protected a file with all my passwords in it but I forgot the password to that file

Julie: I revel in my h0rishness
Holly: yeah, we're h0rs but in a good way
Holly: we are not sux0ry h0rs.
Julie: we are r0x0ring h0rs

Julie: Hoppy is the genitals of COTWWSB. So if she disappears ... lol

Morgan: I was about to say I smell tacos and then I remembered that I was eating tacos.

Morgan: Come chat! We're talking about Mexican prostitutes! And drugged out roosters named Jesus. Come on now. How could anyone resist that?!

Julie: This game makes my brain hurt!
Holly: Mine too, Coolie.
Meaghan: Mine too. doh.
Holly: It's your game!

Morgan: I'm far too picky to be a prostitute in Mexico. I need things clean.

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