The Eloquent Elocutions of COTWWSB

The wittiest and most remarkable words ever uttered by us in chat. Ph3ar what we say for we pwn the written word. Below are all of our quotes, but you can also browse by name.

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Holly: holy crap, I have 43 emails
Meaghan: they're all from Bonster
Holly: Most of it is dull

Meaghan: like the other day I went to buy Shreddies and I couldn't see them on the shelf
Meaghan: I stood there wondering why they didn't have Shreddies, and then I put my milk back because I didn't need milk without Shreddies.
Meaghan: and I turned around after that, and saw the Shreddies right there.
Meaghan: it was weird
Meaghan: I know
Meaghan: I couldn't understand it
Meaghan: although I had been drinking so perhaps that was it

Bonster: peeping chad would be a sanctuary

Bonster: Marly was so happy when I came home, she peed
Meaghan: that doesn't sound like something Mo would do

Bonster: Nathan has gone to Haley
Bonster: and Haley is not wearing her ring, Meaghan
Bonster: OH MY GOD
Meaghan: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Bonster: she is saying 'i feel like maybe we rushed things'
Bonster: WHAT THE FUCk, MEAGHAN
Meaghan: STFU HALEY
Meaghan: STFU RIGHT NOW
Bonster: WHAT THE FUCK
Bonster: that...
Meaghan: it's not right, I know
Bonster: I'm really happy that you came??????
Bonster: FUCK YOU HALEY
Meaghan: BOOOOOO!!!!!11
Meaghan: Haley can be a douche sometimes
Bonster: I have NEVER felt more betrayed lol

Julie: I was going to say "yeah, probably because the peanut butter needs to firm up again" and then my brain thought, "no, you can't type that because you'll spoil Bonster. she doesn't know the cookies have peanut butter in them."

Meaghan: Nathan does those untentionally douchey things sometimes but in this case he was a victim
Meaghan: a victim of his own hottness

Julie: getting into a shower with Nathan is not crazy, it is a good idea

Emma-Jane: OOOHH Harry Potter in three days
Emma-Jane: oh nakedness

Morgan: Do you know what?
Morgan: I love Simon Dam.
Morgan: Tam*
Morgan: DAMN!

Emma-Jane: SCAR$TCH MAH BELLY
Emma-Jane: damn

Morgan: The white folk destroyed the environment.

Bonster: i have a freaking border
Bonster: this is so much easier in psp LOL
Julie: oh my god
Julie: I read that as boner

Bonster: so after I duplicate and stroke, what do I do then?
Julie: shower

Holly: (filling out a crossword, with Morgan, E-J and Hoppy) Strong drink, 6 letters
Morgan: Coffee.
Holly: Coffee?
Holly: It has a Q
Morgan: Qoffee?
Everyone else: LMAO

Morgan: It was dirty but I love him enough to stick my hand in there.

Emma-Jane: OK WTH
Emma-Jane: Itunes just played Jonas Brothers
Julie: LOL
Meaghan: LOLOLOL
Julie: how is that possible
Emma-Jane: How do I even have JOnas Brothers in my itunes?
Julie: and why do you have it?
Emma-Jane: I have no ifggin idea
Julie: E-J, I don't even have Jonas Bros

Julie: but look on the bright side
Julie: at least childfree people aren't passing their idiot genes on to a new generation

Julie: caveman don't wanna be anything other than caveman try to be lately

Meaghan: what's interesting is that I'm not wearing pants
Meaghan: my emotional wall is down

Julie: I love planet woobie
Julie: like earth, it is a blue planet

Julie: clasp your hands together, chant "PHOTOSHOP! PHOTOSHOP! PHOTOSHOP!" then reboot your computer 16 times. Tonight, turn it off and crumble some sage in a circle around it. Wear a sprig of lavendar around your neck to bed and chant again before you go to sleep. In the morning you will have Photoshop.

Meaghan: hooray for peas
Bonster: YAY!
Meaghan: not only are they delicious, they can cure my gimpy foot
Meaghan: peas are multitalented

Morgan: Why does David Schwimmer always such a pussy loser?
Morgan: play such*

Julie: also bonster is searching for $5 dick
Bonster: I'd like it cheaper, actually

Bonster: Dick was made for Coolie.

Bonster: i'm trying to figure out what I meant
Meaghan: good luck
Bonster: i know, right??

Meaghan: it would be funny if the OTH characters went to Sunnydale High.
Julie: lol
Bonster: hahhaha
Bonster: Brooke and Cordy, bffs or bitter rivals?
Meaghan: they'd hate each other
Julie: I agree
Bonster: Willow and Lucas would be buds
Meaghan: Haley and Willow would be pals
Bonster: but I don't know about him and Xan
Meaghan: Nathan would beat Xander up
Bonster: Buffy would punch Dan out
Meaghan: that would roxor
Meaghan: he'd turn out to be a demon
Julie: that thought makes me happy
Bonster: I like how we both moved from friendship to violence
Julie: this should be a fic
Julie: CMM would turn into a vampire and Spike would loathe him
Bonster: oh my god, he would
Bonster: so hard LOL
Bonster: Nathan and Angel would have to band together to fight shit
Bonster: reluctantly band together
Bonster: and Nathan would make some disparaging Vampire comment and say "It was a joke"
Julie: Angel would quip that he killed his father
Bonster: and Angel as Angelus later would totes torture him
Bonster: uh
Bonster: Angelus torturing Lucas is kind of hot
Bonster: wtf brain
Bonster: WTF
Julie: I could see Peyton joining the fight against vampires
Julie: she would like having a cause
Bonster: she would
Bonster: it would give her purpose
Bonster: i don't think she would like Giles' drawings though
Meaghan: either that or she'd be like those stupid people who wanted to become vampires
Julie: oh that is also possible
Bonster: damn
Bonster: she could go either way

Holly: I AM SPESHUL YAY

Morgan: You're just going to have to sell Garby's body.
Holly: I don't think there's anything left to sell.

Meaghan: can you imagine cotwwsb living together as old ladies?
Meaghan: like the Golden Girls
Morgan: And one old man.
Meaghan: lol
Meaghan: oh yeah
Morgan: He'd of course be a creepy, aged lothario.
Meaghan: LOL
Meaghan: I would like to be like Dorothy when I'm an old lady.
Meaghan: Dorothy took crap from no one.
Morgan: I probably would too.
Meaghan: I imagine Bea Arthur was like that.
Morgan: Bonster would be Rose.
Meaghan: LOL yes
Meaghan: I think E-J is Blanche, but less slutty
Morgan: I was thinking the same thing.
Meaghan: LMABO
Morgan: Julie would be Sofia.
Meaghan: LMABO
Morgan: Picture it! Texas, 1996!
Meaghan: LOL yes
Morgan: So does this mean Julie is our mother?
Meaghan: um, yes, she is our mother
Meaghan: or she's wearing a lot of makeup

Meaghan: omg, the Flyers' anthem singer is absent!
Morgan: How did that happen?!
Morgan: They should have Boreanaz sing for them!
Morgan: If they hate America.

Brandon: Speaking of Mo, i think i'll clean up a bit!

Morgan: Also, I like Leia. I do think she's a good concept.

Emma-Jane: bye GArny!!
Emma-Jane: GARBY*
Emma-Jane: stupid typos
Brandon: Tahnks, bye!

Holly: I hate washing up cultery
Holly: cutlery
Emma-Jane: I am making toasy
Emma-Jane: toast
Emma-Jane: LMAO
Holly: I enjoy toash
Emma-Jane: we are good
Holly: toash
Holly: DAMMIT
Emma-Jane: LMAO
Holly: TOAST
Emma-Jane: have you been drinking?
Holly: we are awesome
Holly: no!
Holly: I think we should quote that
Emma-Jane: lol
Holly: Our typing pwns all.
Emma-Jane: titally
Emma-Jane: OH CRAP
Emma-Jane: totally
Holly: LMAO
Holly: we are good

Morgan: It'll be done efficiently.
Meaghan: fucking Sweden?

Meaghan: fuck Sweden!
Bonster: that will also be quoted
Meaghan: lol
Meaghan: fuck Sweden though, seriously

Meaghan: my bottom half is all dressed

Anna: I didn't think COTWWSB came any smaller. *insert gross penis joke about Garby*

Meaghan: whnevr I see a gorilla I ant' herlp thinknig nits' a man in a groillw suit

Julie: I have been drunk all year

Bonster: i'm so crunk

Julie: pin the tail on the horse
Julie: you're the horse
Bonster: hahahahahahahahhaha
Bonster: inside your horse = whole new meaning

Brandon: i googled it and it said 10'' lol

Morgan: I only eat the very clean.

Meaghan: holy moly, there's a tour specifically dedicated to seeing grizzly bears
Holly: hopefully not a walking tour
Meaghan: no
Meaghan: it's a running tour

Morgan: She's driving to Texas.
Meaghan: food is cheaper there
Morgan: So are women.

Anna: Garby, probably.
Emma-Jane: he's a skank
Anna: No one would want that pansy on their teen.
Anna: LOL.
Anna: Oh god. I meant TEAM.

Brandon: Morgan, i just listened to your voicepost and i have to say, i think you could pull off a phone sex operator
Brandon: if you ever wanted to do that

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