The Eloquent Elocutions of COTWWSB

The wittiest and most remarkable words ever uttered by us in chat. Ph3ar what we say for we pwn the written word. Below are all of our quotes, but you can also browse by name.

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Julie: caveman don't wanna be anything other than caveman try to be lately

Meaghan: what's interesting is that I'm not wearing pants
Meaghan: my emotional wall is down

Julie: I love planet woobie
Julie: like earth, it is a blue planet

Julie: clasp your hands together, chant "PHOTOSHOP! PHOTOSHOP! PHOTOSHOP!" then reboot your computer 16 times. Tonight, turn it off and crumble some sage in a circle around it. Wear a sprig of lavendar around your neck to bed and chant again before you go to sleep. In the morning you will have Photoshop.

Meaghan: hooray for peas
Bonster: YAY!
Meaghan: not only are they delicious, they can cure my gimpy foot
Meaghan: peas are multitalented

Morgan: Why does David Schwimmer always such a pussy loser?
Morgan: play such*

Julie: also bonster is searching for $5 dick
Bonster: I'd like it cheaper, actually

Bonster: Dick was made for Coolie.

Bonster: i'm trying to figure out what I meant
Meaghan: good luck
Bonster: i know, right??

Meaghan: it would be funny if the OTH characters went to Sunnydale High.
Julie: lol
Bonster: hahhaha
Bonster: Brooke and Cordy, bffs or bitter rivals?
Meaghan: they'd hate each other
Julie: I agree
Bonster: Willow and Lucas would be buds
Meaghan: Haley and Willow would be pals
Bonster: but I don't know about him and Xan
Meaghan: Nathan would beat Xander up
Bonster: Buffy would punch Dan out
Meaghan: that would roxor
Meaghan: he'd turn out to be a demon
Julie: that thought makes me happy
Bonster: I like how we both moved from friendship to violence
Julie: this should be a fic
Julie: CMM would turn into a vampire and Spike would loathe him
Bonster: oh my god, he would
Bonster: so hard LOL
Bonster: Nathan and Angel would have to band together to fight shit
Bonster: reluctantly band together
Bonster: and Nathan would make some disparaging Vampire comment and say "It was a joke"
Julie: Angel would quip that he killed his father
Bonster: and Angel as Angelus later would totes torture him
Bonster: uh
Bonster: Angelus torturing Lucas is kind of hot
Bonster: wtf brain
Bonster: WTF
Julie: I could see Peyton joining the fight against vampires
Julie: she would like having a cause
Bonster: she would
Bonster: it would give her purpose
Bonster: i don't think she would like Giles' drawings though
Meaghan: either that or she'd be like those stupid people who wanted to become vampires
Julie: oh that is also possible
Bonster: damn
Bonster: she could go either way


Morgan: You're just going to have to sell Garby's body.
Holly: I don't think there's anything left to sell.

Meaghan: can you imagine cotwwsb living together as old ladies?
Meaghan: like the Golden Girls
Morgan: And one old man.
Meaghan: lol
Meaghan: oh yeah
Morgan: He'd of course be a creepy, aged lothario.
Meaghan: LOL
Meaghan: I would like to be like Dorothy when I'm an old lady.
Meaghan: Dorothy took crap from no one.
Morgan: I probably would too.
Meaghan: I imagine Bea Arthur was like that.
Morgan: Bonster would be Rose.
Meaghan: LOL yes
Meaghan: I think E-J is Blanche, but less slutty
Morgan: I was thinking the same thing.
Meaghan: LMABO
Morgan: Julie would be Sofia.
Meaghan: LMABO
Morgan: Picture it! Texas, 1996!
Meaghan: LOL yes
Morgan: So does this mean Julie is our mother?
Meaghan: um, yes, she is our mother
Meaghan: or she's wearing a lot of makeup

Meaghan: omg, the Flyers' anthem singer is absent!
Morgan: How did that happen?!
Morgan: They should have Boreanaz sing for them!
Morgan: If they hate America.

Brandon: Speaking of Mo, i think i'll clean up a bit!

Morgan: Also, I like Leia. I do think she's a good concept.

Emma-Jane: bye GArny!!
Emma-Jane: GARBY*
Emma-Jane: stupid typos
Brandon: Tahnks, bye!

Holly: I hate washing up cultery
Holly: cutlery
Emma-Jane: I am making toasy
Emma-Jane: toast
Emma-Jane: LMAO
Holly: I enjoy toash
Emma-Jane: we are good
Holly: toash
Emma-Jane: LMAO
Holly: TOAST
Emma-Jane: have you been drinking?
Holly: we are awesome
Holly: no!
Holly: I think we should quote that
Emma-Jane: lol
Holly: Our typing pwns all.
Emma-Jane: titally
Emma-Jane: OH CRAP
Emma-Jane: totally
Holly: LMAO
Holly: we are good

Morgan: It'll be done efficiently.
Meaghan: fucking Sweden?

Meaghan: fuck Sweden!
Bonster: that will also be quoted
Meaghan: lol
Meaghan: fuck Sweden though, seriously

Meaghan: my bottom half is all dressed

Anna: I didn't think COTWWSB came any smaller. *insert gross penis joke about Garby*

Meaghan: whnevr I see a gorilla I ant' herlp thinknig nits' a man in a groillw suit

Julie: I have been drunk all year

Bonster: i'm so crunk

Julie: pin the tail on the horse
Julie: you're the horse
Bonster: hahahahahahahahhaha
Bonster: inside your horse = whole new meaning

Brandon: i googled it and it said 10'' lol

Morgan: I only eat the very clean.

Meaghan: holy moly, there's a tour specifically dedicated to seeing grizzly bears
Holly: hopefully not a walking tour
Meaghan: no
Meaghan: it's a running tour

Morgan: She's driving to Texas.
Meaghan: food is cheaper there
Morgan: So are women.

Anna: Garby, probably.
Emma-Jane: he's a skank
Anna: No one would want that pansy on their teen.
Anna: LOL.
Anna: Oh god. I meant TEAM.

Brandon: Morgan, i just listened to your voicepost and i have to say, i think you could pull off a phone sex operator
Brandon: if you ever wanted to do that

Brandon: i dont want to look at vaginas all day

Emma-Jane: never sit butt naked on a chair

Nicole: I hate the idea of someone farting in public

Anna: I have a big genital wart on my cock.

Meaghan: I can't believe fucking Peter Pan wants to steal Matt Saracen's job!

Morgan: Here's what we should do.
Morgan: Buy a house in Alaska, it's not that expensive there, start a professional hockey team.
Meaghan: does this end with one of us becoming governor?
Morgan: Run for public office rising in the ranks until we reach the position of Governor.
Meaghan: LOL
Holly: LOL
Morgan: And then using our experience in foreign affairs due to being able to see Russia from our front lawn, run for President!
Meaghan: YES
Meaghan: and make Tony Romo our running mate

Brandon: I'm not a pothead, I only smoke like twice a year!
Brandon: i wish i was one though

Brandon: i drank like 7 beers and then decided to do 6 chocolate cake shots in 20 minutes they tasted SO GOOD, they were addicting
Emma-Jane: shots are evil
Brandon: they tasted exactly like chocolate cake
Emma-Jane: they totally turn the lights out for me, so I don't do them anymore
Brandon: and then about 10 minutes later my head was a in a bucket

Morgan: Maybe it's jellied after birth left over after a infant was eaten.

Meaghan: there's a commercial for tacos
Meaghan: it makes me sad
Meaghan: because I remember yours breaking
Morgan: Because mine broke?
Meaghan: yes
Morgan: Aww, thank you!
Morgan: That means a lot.
Meaghan: you're welcome
Morgan: Anna, my tacos broke while eating my dinner today :(
Anna: Oh no!
Anna: I will refrain from making a dirty comment!

Emma-Jane: well, I have a european keyboard and no euro sign
Emma-Jane: which is just stoopid
Holly: LOL
Emma-Jane: OH YES I DO DOH
Holly: That is dumb.
Morgan: That is stupid.
Emma-Jane: Ta-DAH
Morgan: Oh, E-J.
Emma-Jane: twas hidden
Holly: *pats*

Morgan: They think Girl!Marat can win.
Holly: The match or the whore tournament?

Meaghan: Obama was just Biden his time till he thought of a good VP candidate.

Emma-Jane: LOL this girl is called Brie
Morgan: How cheesy.

Brandon: what did she give you?
Morgan: Herpes
Emma-Jane: and I already had herpes

Bonster: It was like broccoli and cauliflower exploding.

Holly: Also then it could go on your eyepod.
Holly: *iPod
Morgan: I can't believe you just spelled it eyepod.
Holly: Neither can I.
Holly: That might be the stupidest thing I have done

Holly: Garby quotes are either drunken or perverted.
Holly: I think they sum up his personality well!

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