The Eloquent Elocutions of COTWWSB
The wittiest and most remarkable words ever uttered by us in chat. Ph3ar what we say for we pwn the written word. Below are all of our quotes, but you can also browse by name.
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Julie: caveman don't wanna be anything other than caveman try to be lately
Meaghan: what's interesting is that I'm not wearing pants
Meaghan: my emotional wall is down
Julie: I love planet woobie
Julie: like earth, it is a blue planet
Julie: clasp your hands together, chant "PHOTOSHOP! PHOTOSHOP! PHOTOSHOP!" then reboot your computer 16 times. Tonight, turn it off and crumble some sage in a circle around it. Wear a sprig of lavendar around your neck to bed and chant again before you go to sleep. In the morning you will have Photoshop.
Meaghan: hooray for peas
Meaghan: not only are they delicious, they can cure my gimpy foot
Meaghan: peas are multitalented
Morgan: Why does David Schwimmer always such a pussy loser?
Morgan: play such*
Julie: also bonster is searching for $5 dick
Bonster: I'd like it cheaper, actually
Bonster: Dick was made for Coolie.
Bonster: i'm trying to figure out what I meant
Meaghan: good luck
Bonster: i know, right??
Meaghan: it would be funny if the OTH characters went to Sunnydale High.
Bonster: Brooke and Cordy, bffs or bitter rivals?
Meaghan: they'd hate each other
Julie: I agree
Bonster: Willow and Lucas would be buds
Meaghan: Haley and Willow would be pals
Bonster: but I don't know about him and Xan
Meaghan: Nathan would beat Xander up
Bonster: Buffy would punch Dan out
Meaghan: that would roxor
Meaghan: he'd turn out to be a demon
Julie: that thought makes me happy
Bonster: I like how we both moved from friendship to violence
Julie: this should be a fic
Julie: CMM would turn into a vampire and Spike would loathe him
Bonster: oh my god, he would
Bonster: so hard LOL
Bonster: Nathan and Angel would have to band together to fight shit
Bonster: reluctantly band together
Bonster: and Nathan would make some disparaging Vampire comment and say "It was a joke"
Julie: Angel would quip that he killed his father
Bonster: and Angel as Angelus later would totes torture him
Bonster: Angelus torturing Lucas is kind of hot
Bonster: wtf brain
Julie: I could see Peyton joining the fight against vampires
Julie: she would like having a cause
Bonster: she would
Bonster: it would give her purpose
Bonster: i don't think she would like Giles' drawings though
Meaghan: either that or she'd be like those stupid people who wanted to become vampires
Julie: oh that is also possible
Bonster: she could go either way
Holly: I AM SPESHUL YAY
Morgan: You're just going to have to sell Garby's body.
Holly: I don't think there's anything left to sell.
Meaghan: can you imagine cotwwsb living together as old ladies?
Meaghan: like the Golden Girls
Morgan: And one old man.
Meaghan: oh yeah
Morgan: He'd of course be a creepy, aged lothario.
Meaghan: I would like to be like Dorothy when I'm an old lady.
Meaghan: Dorothy took crap from no one.
Morgan: I probably would too.
Meaghan: I imagine Bea Arthur was like that.
Morgan: Bonster would be Rose.
Meaghan: LOL yes
Meaghan: I think E-J is Blanche, but less slutty
Morgan: I was thinking the same thing.
Morgan: Julie would be Sofia.
Morgan: Picture it! Texas, 1996!
Meaghan: LOL yes
Morgan: So does this mean Julie is our mother?
Meaghan: um, yes, she is our mother
Meaghan: or she's wearing a lot of makeup
Meaghan: omg, the Flyers' anthem singer is absent!
Morgan: How did that happen?!
Morgan: They should have Boreanaz sing for them!
Morgan: If they hate America.
Brandon: Speaking of Mo, i think i'll clean up a bit!
Morgan: Also, I like Leia. I do think she's a good concept.
Emma-Jane: bye GArny!!
Emma-Jane: stupid typos
Brandon: Tahnks, bye!
Holly: I hate washing up cultery
Emma-Jane: I am making toasy
Holly: I enjoy toash
Emma-Jane: we are good
Emma-Jane: have you been drinking?
Holly: we are awesome
Holly: I think we should quote that
Holly: Our typing pwns all.
Emma-Jane: OH CRAP
Holly: we are good
Morgan: It'll be done efficiently.
Meaghan: fucking Sweden?
Meaghan: fuck Sweden!
Bonster: that will also be quoted
Meaghan: fuck Sweden though, seriously
Meaghan: my bottom half is all dressed
Anna: I didn't think COTWWSB came any smaller. *insert gross penis joke about Garby*
Meaghan: whnevr I see a gorilla I ant' herlp thinknig nits' a man in a groillw suit
Julie: I have been drunk all year
Bonster: i'm so crunk
Julie: pin the tail on the horse
Julie: you're the horse
Bonster: inside your horse = whole new meaning
Brandon: i googled it and it said 10'' lol
Morgan: I only eat the very clean.
Meaghan: holy moly, there's a tour specifically dedicated to seeing grizzly bears
Holly: hopefully not a walking tour
Meaghan: it's a running tour
Morgan: She's driving to Texas.
Meaghan: food is cheaper there
Morgan: So are women.
Anna: Garby, probably.
Emma-Jane: he's a skank
Anna: No one would want that pansy on their teen.
Anna: Oh god. I meant TEAM.
Brandon: Morgan, i just listened to your voicepost and i have to say, i think you could pull off a phone sex operator
Brandon: if you ever wanted to do that
Brandon: i dont want to look at vaginas all day
Emma-Jane: never sit butt naked on a chair
Nicole: I hate the idea of someone farting in public
Anna: I have a big genital wart on my cock.
Meaghan: I can't believe fucking Peter Pan wants to steal Matt Saracen's job!
Morgan: Here's what we should do.
Morgan: Buy a house in Alaska, it's not that expensive there, start a professional hockey team.
Meaghan: does this end with one of us becoming governor?
Morgan: Run for public office rising in the ranks until we reach the position of Governor.
Morgan: And then using our experience in foreign affairs due to being able to see Russia from our front lawn, run for President!
Meaghan: and make Tony Romo our running mate
Brandon: I'm not a pothead, I only smoke like twice a year!
Brandon: i wish i was one though
Brandon: i drank like 7 beers and then decided to do 6 chocolate cake shots in 20 minutes they tasted SO GOOD, they were addicting
Emma-Jane: shots are evil
Brandon: they tasted exactly like chocolate cake
Emma-Jane: they totally turn the lights out for me, so I don't do them anymore
Brandon: and then about 10 minutes later my head was a in a bucket
Morgan: Maybe it's jellied after birth left over after a infant was eaten.
Meaghan: there's a commercial for tacos
Meaghan: it makes me sad
Meaghan: because I remember yours breaking
Morgan: Because mine broke?
Morgan: Aww, thank you!
Morgan: That means a lot.
Meaghan: you're welcome
Morgan: Anna, my tacos broke while eating my dinner today :(
Anna: Oh no!
Anna: I will refrain from making a dirty comment!
Emma-Jane: well, I have a european keyboard and no euro sign
Emma-Jane: which is just stoopid
Emma-Jane: OH YES I DO DOH
Holly: That is dumb.
Morgan: That is stupid.
Morgan: Oh, E-J.
Emma-Jane: twas hidden
Morgan: They think Girl!Marat can win.
Holly: The match or the whore tournament?
Meaghan: Obama was just Biden his time till he thought of a good VP candidate.
Emma-Jane: LOL this girl is called Brie
Morgan: How cheesy.
Brandon: what did she give you?
Emma-Jane: and I already had herpes
Bonster: It was like broccoli and cauliflower exploding.
Holly: Also then it could go on your eyepod.
Morgan: I can't believe you just spelled it eyepod.
Holly: Neither can I.
Holly: That might be the stupidest thing I have done
Holly: Garby quotes are either drunken or perverted.
Holly: I think they sum up his personality well!