The Eloquent Elocutions of COTWWSB
The wittiest and most remarkable words ever uttered by us in chat. Ph3ar what we say for we pwn the written word. Below are all of our quotes, but you can also browse by name.
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Holly: I might flush some pickles.
Holly: 1/4 of the zie it would look so ni
Holly: omg my typing has gone
Emma-Jane: *oats Holly*
Holly: I've picked up Mo's drinking problem
Morgan: Just like with a bear attack, you never know when a woman could go into labor.
Julie: speak of the Devil
Bonster: Mo is not the Devil
Bonster: and I think she would be offended
Julie: LOL I was just thinking that
Julie: when Mo arrives after we are talking about her we will say "speak of the very clean angel" instead
Bonster: You know what? I think I had a crush on Maid Marion in Disney's Robin Hood.
Morgan: She's a fox.
Bonster: I will cut off her pokey nipples.
Brandon: BACH BITCHEZ
Bonster: JOHANN SEBASTIAN REPRESENT!
Chelsea: WEEB H0R
Morgan: JOHAN IS FIERCE!
Bonster: Hi Samuel L. Jackson!
Bonster: I bet he's tired of motherfucking Anakin Skywalker being on the motherfucking Dark Side.
Meaghan: ass makes everything funnier
Meaghan: clowns. Not funny. Hats. Not necessarily funny.
Meaghan: add ass, funny
Meaghan: LOL assBonster
Nicole: I wasn't drunk!
Nicole: I just drank a lot.
Nicole: I could walk fine, no slur
Nicole: I can spell
Holly: Skull is a weird word.
Bonster: Heater is cute, but not the way Spezza is at all
Bonster: he's adorable
Bonster: also, show her the one of him in the suit
Meaghan: oh yes
Meaghan: should I start with Spezza or Heatzza?
Bonster: then go for the kill with the Spezza
Meaghan: Spezza looks like a model sometimes
Meaghan: Heater does not
Meaghan: but I personally think Heater is hotter. hahahaha
Bonster: Oh Meaghan
Morgan: Har har
Bonster: *shakes head*
Morgan: I approve of that joke.
Meaghan: me too
Bonster: does he... set you aflame?
Meaghan: oh he does
Meaghan: I just found a picture of him with Brent Burns
Meaghan: now that's hott
Morgan: Aww. Holly is not here and I found a picture of Gwen watching a match between Mardy and Roger. She looks like she finds the match questionable.
Meaghan: it comes with hockey hair and a mouth missing a tooth!
Morgan: Jesus got an O in Transfiguration.
Meaghan: u r stupid
Bonster: takes 1 to no 0ne
Meaghan: u h0r
Meaghan: 80n5tr, u sux0rs m0ar then ne1 I n0
Bonster: lamez0r |3!TCh
Meaghan: <^> o_0 <^>
Bonster: u \/\/I|\|
Meaghan: b cuz I m awsum
Meaghan: I m 5upr 1337
Meaghan: sux 2 be u... sa
Meaghan: Peter is my face
Holly: I guess Canada is the best country to come from, really.
Holly: i have to brb though
Holly: don't go anywhere!
(Meaghan, who is watching hockey, is alone in the room.)
Meaghan: Hat trick for Eric Staal
Meaghan: that's #4 for Staal
Meaghan: the one-handed sweeper! That's how I always score.
Holly has left the room.
Holly has entered the room.
Holly: My internet kicked me off!
Meaghan: you missed like 5 goals
Emma-Jane: it makes me sad that prince william is getting uglier and uglier
Bonster: I love you, Meagharoo.
Meaghan: and I love you, Bonster
Meaghan: I also love E-J
Emma-Jane has left the room.
Holly: Bonster's mom is a whore.
Holly: I have no idea what you are talking about, but I am sure you know that.
Morgan: See that's funny because I know exactly what you're talking about.
Morgan: Well the armor could have color.
Holly: no, the armour could have colour
Bonster: what's Garby's e-mail?
Anna: (6:16:35 PM): email@example.com
Nicole: (6:16:38 PM): firstname.lastname@example.org
Bonster: I read vienna as vagina
Anna: As you should.
Anna: I have no cash, so you are barkin' up the wrong vagina.
Morgan: Well now I think she's going to toss herself down some stairs so she can not be pregnant anymore.
Bonster: Gene has some issues in that movie, eh Mo?
Morgan: Like whoa.
Bonster: why doesn't she just give birth, then eat the baby?
Bonster: sensible option
Holly: My ass really hurts.
Morgan: Jude is such a pussy in this movie.
OnlineHost: Julie has left the room.
Morgan: How dare she.
Holly: the rudeness.
Morgan: Maybe she and Garby have gone to look at porn together.
Nicole: Dumb people should be banned from polls
Brandon: Too bad polar bears couldn't suffer from dwarfism or I'd totally get one for a pet
Julie: ooh, a Jonas Brothers post
Kathi: One day our senility will rule the world.
Bonster: lol yes
Morgan: It just won't realize it
Emma-Jane: I think it would be fun to have a penis
Emma-Jane: Bonster, I don't have a penis
Bonster: I sound like a clown horn or a donkee
Brandon: Thats ok, i told them how you have an obnormally hairy butt yesterday
Brandon: Eff Gwen! and EFF THE SENS!
Meaghan: EFF YOU
Julie: I'm making a note of that
Meaghan: -10 for Garby
Julie: and I will tell Mo to boot you on sight next time she has the power
Brandon: LOL <^>
Meaghan: lol excellent
Brandon: you have no proof
Julie: I'm going to quote this so she will know!
Bonster: if I were rich, I'd fund both NASA and more space movies
Julie: I am on drugs, ok
Julie: the magnitude of Bonster's sux0ring is the only thing keeping the Earth from being pulled into a swirling black vortex at this very moment
Julie: I will threaten them
Julie: with my mind
Meaghan: I will hit them over the head
Meaghan: with my frying pan
Meaghan: Henry enjoys sticking his head out the car window
Morgan: So does Gussie.
Julie: I also enjoy sticking my head out the car window
Morgan: I am MoRoMotheNoHo
Brandon: tooo drun k to tell not selll
Meaghan: sell waht?
Brandon: i'm not are whorwe
Meaghan: sghe manet Pacifist time