The Eloquent Elocutions of COTWWSB

The wittiest and most remarkable words ever uttered by us in chat. Ph3ar what we say for we pwn the written word. Below are all of our quotes, but you can also browse by name.

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Brandon: are faginas cover by incurs?

Brandon: what would u do if ur vageenf ell of?
Bonster: lol
Brandon: would u cryz

Meaghan: drubnk ypying is yhard


Julie: wow
Julie: look at this carrot
Meaghan: LOL
Meaghan: that is gfuckie up
Brandon: whoooa
Brandon: is thata carrot cock???
Meaghan: tis th arrot cock
Brandon: :X
Meaghan: hat is fudistrunb
Brandon: fudsismrer!

Brandon: i remember 1998 ilike it wss tomorrow llol

Brandon: BONSTER!!! do you knowwhat would be so fun right nwo?
Brandon: POT!!!
Brandon: omg
Julie: lol the pop
Meaghan: LOL
Bonster: dude
Bonster: yes
Meaghan: lOL tre pop

Meaghan: vwauce rhat all you can do
Bonster: LOL
Meaghan: whwen afce wih idiocy of this magnitude

Brandon: why
Bonster: YOU h)R!!@!!!!
Meaghan: oh mn
Julie: WEEB!
Brandon: meaganthan!!!!
Bonster: MEAGHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Brandon: weeeeeeeeeeb
Morgan: Weeb!
Morgan: LOL
Bonster: lol
Meaghan: *(H*SG*

Bonster: I'm drunk!!!!!!!!!
Bonster: not nectessarlyiyly d5unk though

Meaghan: I doulf jsbr vjovolsyr

Meaghan: wea re so weh
Brandon: WEH!!!
Brandon: hahahahhaah
Meaghan: iysd sromdr
Meaghan: lol
Brandon: tes
Brandon: like whe
Brandon: eweh
Meaghan: lmabo

Brandon: i just had my mom help me open a beeer HAHHAHAHA
Bonster: hahahah Gargby
Brandon: she had to show me how to use our can opener

Meaghan: HATBO!
Anna: Oh god.
Bonster: GARBY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Meaghan: WHOOPS
Meaghan: I MEAN GARBY!
Morgan: Hey Barby :-)
Brandon: HAPPPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bonster: PLEASE bE DRUNK TOo!!!!!!!!!!!!
Brandon: i'm so drunk thanks

Bonster: I nudged you on Scrabulous!
Bonster: Cause hey, you nudged me!
Bonster: H0r!
Julie: I nudged your mom

Bonster: That cow freaks me out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Meaghan: l ol
Meaghan: Bonste is drunk and freakd out
Meaghan: don't show he the cotw
Bonster: it's cqa4rye!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Meaghan: I don't kno hat
Bonster: wscarey
Bonster: scary
Bonster: there
Meaghan: 0ookj
Meaghan: now I get us
Bonster: LOL
Bonster: Y3W
Bonster: G3DQUW3 UW 2QS WQYIT I5
Meaghan: awoems
Bonster: OH SHI
Bonster: T
Meaghan: lol
Julie: Bonster
Meaghan: oyur finges on the wreon keys
Bonster: i MEANT
Bonster: lol
Julie: u r insane
Bonster: LOLOLOL
Meaghan: whateg
Bonster: I is!

Meaghan: hey the corchgoitn calendar says Get drnil fpr tpday
Meaghan: Bpmster amd I did that
Meaghan: oh itsa yts ge shit sdrunk

Julie: I spend my whole day dealing with drunkards
Julie: I can handle this
Bonster: I fqr qupars s you now!!!!!!!!
Meaghan: a[[ay cetra; to,e mew ypear1

Meaghan: you guys are aesome
Meaghan: awesome
Bonster: man
Meaghan: Bosner
Bonster: I can't wait to see this stuff sober
Meaghan: when we get p tomorrw are we goni to be like wtf
Bonster: it's giong to be AWESOME
Bonster: yes
Morgan: If you're going to typo her name, call her Boner.

Bonster: my winamp is playing Rhinestone Cowboy
Meaghan: lol
Bonster: I thin that says aenough about me

Meaghan: I was so confusex
Meaghan: buahahahahahahaha
Bonster: hghahhahahahhahahaha
Bonster: confusex
Bonster: ftw
Morgan: Confusex LOL
Meaghan: lmbo

Bonster: that first time I Got sick?
Bonster: I drank whiskey. and pina colad amix. In a mug.
Bonster: wtf
Meaghan: lol
Bonster: so far gone was I
Anna: Gross.
Meaghan: that no god
Bonster: yeah
Bonster: probably part of the reason I got sick and fell down the stairs

Meaghan: go bvokda
Bonster: vodka PWNS

Bonster: opj man
Bonster: cannot stop laughing
Meaghan: LOL
Meaghan: no
Meaghan: it bad
Meaghan: this i sfuny
Meaghan: we shiykd do this sometimes more oftre
Meaghan: dan
Meaghan: damn

Bonster: mmm celery
Bonster: ,e l;ike
Bonster: Meaghan!
Meaghan: yes
Bonster: I can't interpret! :lol. bw3e ,issyou!

Bonster: HI NNA!!!!!!!!!!
Meaghan: hey NNA
Meaghan: KLMAO
Anna: Fear me, for I am sober.
Anna: Wow.
Bonster: we ade the same toiypo!
Meaghan: he4s
Meaghan: that roxors

Meaghan: its' only 9pm
Morgan: Meaghan. It's 7.
Meaghan: no!
Morgan: You aren't in Ottawa.
Meaghan: is it?!
Bonster: it's 7pm where you are
Meaghan: oh this computer is onREgina time

Morgan: You guys are making Holly looking like a typing genius.
Meaghan: buahaha
Bonster: auin't we just?
Holly: OI am sure that is the first time anyone has said tat about me
Holly: i am a typing geniois!

Morgan: You're leaving me with drunkards.
Meaghan: LOL
Bonster: BUHGT!!!!
Bonster: NIHGHT!!!!!!!!!
Meaghan: that was awesome
Bonster: I LOVE YOU GOLLy!!!!!!!!!!!!

Emma-Jane: I can't remember
Emma-Jane: me tired
Morgan: And drunk.
Emma-Jane: and drenched in hampagne
Emma-Jane: champagne even

Nicole: I'm sweet like sugar, soft like suede. But unlike a piano.. I never get played.

Nicole: Well it is time for bed. Goaat be up in 6 hours
Meaghan: night Nicole! *hugs*
Meaghan: sleep well!
Julie: ugh, me too! But I'm staying a little longer
Nicole: *hugs* night all!!
Julie: Night Nicole!
Anna: Night Scooter!
Julie: it's funny to think that you have to go to bed because a goat will be up in 6 hours
Julie: and you have to get up then too, to feed the goat
Meaghan: and the best part is that the goat is actually Frank, the LJ goat.
Nicole: it's a very demanding goat
Julie: and that you have poor grammar and would say "goat be up in 6 hours"
Nicole: freak
Julie: actually, you know what crashed Firefox?
Meaghan: the goat?
Morgan: Garby

Bonster: I love playing around with my queue
Emma-Jane: You know Bonster in french queue means a very private part of male anatomy

Meaghan: Hab is not a word?!
Meaghan: a Hab is a player for the Montreal Canadiens.
Bonster: it's also short for habitat
Holly: Well that's because it's a proper noun.
Meaghan: that's almost where they got it from
Meaghan: except habitants
Bonster: click on the 'please add this word' lol
Bonster: and see what 'hab'pens

Julie: that cow is so happy
Meaghan: it's on a mind-altering substance
Meaghan: for sure
Julie: crystal mooth
Meaghan: ohhh
Bonster: that is mad creepy
Meaghan: cowcaine?
Julie: that too
Bonster: *shakes head*
Bonster: Meaghan is on a roll today with da puns.
Meaghan: :D
Meaghan: I'm punnderful.
Julie: it injected something into its boveins
Bonster: Yes, you're quite punny.
Julie: I think I'm out of cow drug puns
Meaghan: awww
Julie: maybe it wasn't on hard drugs
Julie: maybe it just had too much calffeine
Meaghan: it was on moorijuana
Bonster: oh my god

Bonster: I smell something distinctly Texas like about you.
Julie: and it smells good

Morgan: I imagine that'll come in handy, I imagine.
Meaghan: but do you imagine it?
Morgan: I really imagine it a lot.

Holly: I almost took the groin and decided against it.
Holly: So I am eating his head.

Bonster: Bonster has a nice aroma.
Anna: Only when her legs are closed.

Holly: I outweeb you all.
Bonster: I h8 u
Anna: Yeah, well, Bonster and I out awesome you.
Holly: u sux

Julie: I blame Bonster
Morgan: You should.
Bonster: LOL
Bonster: I didn't do nuffin
Bonster: except eat beef jerky
Julie: your name is the color of pee
Bonster: DAMMIT
Morgan: BWAH
Julie: that's right
Julie: I went there
Morgan: I was hoping for mermaid and lemons.
Julie: I already destroyed them
Bonster: LOL
Morgan: All to the tune of Michael Bolton.
Bonster: STOLEN Michael Bolton

Bonster: oh dear god
Bonster: feces

Morgan: I have decided that pirates began the problems of global warming by throwing everything they could think of into the sea.
Morgan: Those bastards

Julie: you are salmon
Julie: that sounds deep
Julie: no pun intended

Julie: speak 2 me
Bonster: lol
Julie: you bastard

Morgan: I'm watching Bones.
Morgan: The Truth in the Lye was honestly the worst one they have ever done.
Morgan: The guy in the bathtub.
Morgan: Yigh.
Julie: that was SO GROSS
Julie: probably the grossest thing I've ever seen on TV
Nicole: Have you SEEN David Caruso?

Julie: I think it's funny, too, because if any place has a problem with stolen grocery carts being strewn all over the place it's southern California
Morgan: Hey, look, intestines.

Holly: I cannot spell today.
Holly: That's probably obvious from that sentanence

Chelsea: Bonster and I are going to the Hannah Montana concert
Bonster: LMAO
Bonster: I mean, yes.
Bonster: I'm so excited.
Bonster: Feel my utter and complete anticipation.
Morgan: Bonster only agreed in hopes of seeing Billy Ray Cyrus.

Bonster: why are all the boy whores in Canada, Mo?
Morgan: You should ask Meaghan, I'm sure she knows.

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