The Eloquent Elocutions of COTWWSB
The wittiest and most remarkable words ever uttered by us in chat. Ph3ar what we say for we pwn the written word. Below are all of our quotes, but you can also browse by name.
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Brandon: are faginas cover by incurs?
Brandon: what would u do if ur vageenf ell of?
Brandon: would u cryz
Meaghan: drubnk ypying is yhard
Brandon: HWAD UNDER WHAT, I'M TNO GETOONG WTRT U A LOVE SONG MO MOOOO
Brandon: MYFIGNERS HIT THECAPS LOCK
Julie: look at this carrot
Meaghan: that is gfuckie up
Brandon: is thata carrot cock???
Meaghan: tis th arrot cock
Meaghan: hat is fudistrunb
Brandon: i remember 1998 ilike it wss tomorrow llol
Brandon: BONSTER!!! do you knowwhat would be so fun right nwo?
Julie: lol the pop
Meaghan: lOL tre pop
Bonster: GIMME THE POT
Meaghan: vwauce rhat all you can do
Meaghan: whwen afce wih idiocy of this magnitude
Bonster: YOU h)R!!@!!!!
Meaghan: oh mn
Meaghan: I ACCIENTALY COLOSED THE CAT
Bonster: I'm drunk!!!!!!!!!
Bonster: not nectessarlyiyly d5unk though
Meaghan: I doulf jsbr vjovolsyr
Meaghan: wea re so weh
Meaghan: iysd sromdr
Brandon: like whe
Brandon: i just had my mom help me open a beeer HAHHAHAHA
Bonster: hahahah Gargby
Brandon: she had to show me how to use our can opener
Anna: Oh god.
Meaghan: I MEAN GARBY!
Morgan: Hey Barby :-)
Brandon: HAPPPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bonster: PLEASE bE DRUNK TOo!!!!!!!!!!!!
Brandon: i'm so drunk thanks
Bonster: I nudged you on Scrabulous!
Bonster: Cause hey, you nudged me!
Julie: I nudged your mom
Bonster: GOSH DRNED ET!
Bonster: That cow freaks me out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Meaghan: l ol
Meaghan: Bonste is drunk and freakd out
Meaghan: don't show he the cotw
Bonster: it's cqa4rye!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Meaghan: I don't kno hat
Meaghan: now I get us
Bonster: G3DQUW3 UW 2QS WQYIT I5
Bonster: OH SHI
Bonster: YES, BECAUSE US WAS SAYING IT
Meaghan: oyur finges on the wreon keys
Bonster: i MEANT
Julie: u r insane
Bonster: I is!
Meaghan: hey the corchgoitn calendar says Get drnil fpr tpday
Meaghan: Bpmster amd I did that
Meaghan: oh itsa yts ge shit sdrunk
Julie: I spend my whole day dealing with drunkards
Julie: I can handle this
Bonster: I fqr qupars s you now!!!!!!!!
Meaghan: a[[ay cetra; to,e mew ypear1
Meaghan: you guys are aesome
Bonster: I can't wait to see this stuff sober
Meaghan: when we get p tomorrw are we goni to be like wtf
Bonster: it's giong to be AWESOME
Morgan: If you're going to typo her name, call her Boner.
Bonster: my winamp is playing Rhinestone Cowboy
Bonster: I thin that says aenough about me
Meaghan: I was so confusex
Morgan: Confusex LOL
Bonster: that first time I Got sick?
Bonster: I drank whiskey. and pina colad amix. In a mug.
Bonster: so far gone was I
Meaghan: that no god
Bonster: probably part of the reason I got sick and fell down the stairs
Meaghan: go bvokda
Bonster: vodka PWNS
Bonster: opj man
Bonster: cannot stop laughing
Meaghan: it bad
Meaghan: this i sfuny
Meaghan: we shiykd do this sometimes more oftre
Bonster: mmm celery
Bonster: ,e l;ike
Bonster: I can't interpret! :lol. bw3e ,issyou!
Bonster: HI NNA!!!!!!!!!!
Meaghan: hey NNA
Anna: Fear me, for I am sober.
Bonster: we ade the same toiypo!
Meaghan: that roxors
Meaghan: its' only 9pm
Morgan: Meaghan. It's 7.
Morgan: You aren't in Ottawa.
Meaghan: is it?!
Bonster: it's 7pm where you are
Meaghan: oh this computer is onREgina time
Morgan: You guys are making Holly looking like a typing genius.
Bonster: auin't we just?
Holly: OI am sure that is the first time anyone has said tat about me
Holly: i am a typing geniois!
Morgan: You're leaving me with drunkards.
Bonster: U KIC TIY GFIKKT~
Meaghan: that was awesome
Bonster: I LOVE YOU GOLLy!!!!!!!!!!!!
Emma-Jane: I can't remember
Emma-Jane: me tired
Morgan: And drunk.
Emma-Jane: and drenched in hampagne
Emma-Jane: champagne even
Nicole: I'm sweet like sugar, soft like suede. But unlike a piano.. I never get played.
Nicole: Well it is time for bed. Goaat be up in 6 hours
Meaghan: night Nicole! *hugs*
Meaghan: sleep well!
Julie: ugh, me too! But I'm staying a little longer
Nicole: *hugs* night all!!
Julie: Night Nicole!
Anna: Night Scooter!
Julie: it's funny to think that you have to go to bed because a goat will be up in 6 hours
Julie: and you have to get up then too, to feed the goat
Meaghan: and the best part is that the goat is actually Frank, the LJ goat.
Nicole: it's a very demanding goat
Julie: and that you have poor grammar and would say "goat be up in 6 hours"
Julie: actually, you know what crashed Firefox?
Meaghan: the goat?
Bonster: I love playing around with my queue
Emma-Jane: You know Bonster in french queue means a very private part of male anatomy
Meaghan: Hab is not a word?!
Meaghan: a Hab is a player for the Montreal Canadiens.
Bonster: it's also short for habitat
Holly: Well that's because it's a proper noun.
Meaghan: that's almost where they got it from
Meaghan: except habitants
Bonster: click on the 'please add this word' lol
Bonster: and see what 'hab'pens
Julie: that cow is so happy
Meaghan: it's on a mind-altering substance
Meaghan: for sure
Julie: crystal mooth
Bonster: that is mad creepy
Julie: that too
Bonster: *shakes head*
Bonster: Meaghan is on a roll today with da puns.
Meaghan: I'm punnderful.
Julie: it injected something into its boveins
Bonster: Yes, you're quite punny.
Julie: I think I'm out of cow drug puns
Julie: maybe it wasn't on hard drugs
Julie: maybe it just had too much calffeine
Meaghan: it was on moorijuana
Bonster: oh my god
Bonster: I smell something distinctly Texas like about you.
Julie: and it smells good
Morgan: I imagine that'll come in handy, I imagine.
Meaghan: but do you imagine it?
Morgan: I really imagine it a lot.
Holly: I almost took the groin and decided against it.
Holly: So I am eating his head.
Bonster: Bonster has a nice aroma.
Anna: Only when her legs are closed.
Holly: I outweeb you all.
Bonster: I h8 u
Anna: Yeah, well, Bonster and I out awesome you.
Holly: u sux
Anna: YOU SWALLOW.
Julie: I blame Bonster
Morgan: You should.
Bonster: I didn't do nuffin
Bonster: except eat beef jerky
Julie: your name is the color of pee
Julie: that's right
Julie: I went there
Morgan: I was hoping for mermaid and lemons.
Julie: I already destroyed them
Morgan: All to the tune of Michael Bolton.
Bonster: STOLEN Michael Bolton
Bonster: oh dear god
Morgan: I have decided that pirates began the problems of global warming by throwing everything they could think of into the sea.
Morgan: Those bastards
Julie: you are salmon
Julie: that sounds deep
Julie: no pun intended
Julie: speak 2 me
Julie: you bastard
Morgan: I'm watching Bones.
Morgan: The Truth in the Lye was honestly the worst one they have ever done.
Morgan: The guy in the bathtub.
Julie: that was SO GROSS
Julie: probably the grossest thing I've ever seen on TV
Nicole: Have you SEEN David Caruso?
Julie: I think it's funny, too, because if any place has a problem with stolen grocery carts being strewn all over the place it's southern California
Morgan: Hey, look, intestines.
Holly: I cannot spell today.
Holly: That's probably obvious from that sentanence
Chelsea: Bonster and I are going to the Hannah Montana concert
Bonster: I mean, yes.
Bonster: I'm so excited.
Bonster: Feel my utter and complete anticipation.
Morgan: Bonster only agreed in hopes of seeing Billy Ray Cyrus.
Bonster: why are all the boy whores in Canada, Mo?
Morgan: You should ask Meaghan, I'm sure she knows.