The Eloquent Elocutions of COTWWSB

The wittiest and most remarkable words ever uttered by us in chat. Ph3ar what we say for we pwn the written word. Below are all of our quotes, but you can also browse by name.

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Julie: that would be ridiculous
Morgan: What's your point?
Meaghan: so is Holly
Morgan: Exactly.

Bonster: GET MY DRINK ON YAY
Bonster: and my HOBO on

Meaghan: that's my style of humour -- obscure, not gettable

Meaghan: nooooooo, Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams confirmed that they split up! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Nicole: I read about that.
Nicole: Do you need a hug or something?
Meaghan: yes
Nicole: How about a hearty pat on the back.
Nicole: *hug*
Meaghan: This is just SO. UPSETTING.
Meaghan: Ryan Gosling says people come up to him on the street and yell at him.
Meaghan: I will do that if I ever see him.
Nicole: I will hug him.
Nicole: Just cuz he said he thinks he should be getting one, and it's an excuse to hug him.
Meaghan: that's a good point

Bonster: I am not a handsome man, guys.

Julie: I want Ned to accidentally trip on the rug and falll into his dog and Chuck and they both die and he learns his lesson and the show ends

Emma-Jane: *beats up Scooter discreetly*
Nicole: *beats up E-J in public*
Emma-Jane: lol
Emma-Jane: WHORE
Nicole: SLUT
Emma-Jane: LMAO
Emma-Jane: BUTTFACE
Holly: NO FIGHTING
Nicole: TAX COLLECTOR!

Holly: Bonster is pretty.
Holly: Bonster = Boston

Anna: My Sex & Love midterm actually looks fun. ooh.
Morgan: Just remember to use protection.
Bonster: 8 at a time

Chelsea: holy crap there are boobs on the discovery channel right now
Nicole: You must be so excited.

Chelsea: Mike Rowe hosts Dirty Jobs
Chelsea: He's awesome
Nicole: He is kinda hot
Chelsea: He is
Chelsea: LOL
Chelsea: I have a crush on him
Nicole: Me too!
Morgan: Mike Rowe is kind of hot
Brandon: i'd do him

Morgan: JUDE!
Morgan: YOUR HAIR!
Morgan: OR LACK OF.
Morgan: It's making his receding hairline more prominent.
Holly: lol
Holly: Andy did that once.
Morgan: I like him bald after Road to Perdition, I can handle this.
Morgan: He's still sexier than all of your husbands.
Holly: He is not.
Morgan: Yes he is.
Holly: Is not.
Morgan: Is so.
Holly: IS NOT.
Nicole: Is not.
Morgan: IS SO IS SO IS SO IS SO!
Holly: IS NOT IS NOT IS NOT NOT NOTTTTT.
Morgan: YES HE IS YES HE IS YES HE IS YES HE IS YES HE IS YES HE IS YES HE IS!
Holly: NOT HE'S NOT NO HE'S NOT NOT HE'S NOT NO HE'S NOT NOT HE'S NOT NO HE'S NOT NOT HE'S NOT NO HE'S NOT NOT HE'S NOT NO HE'S NOT NOT HE'S NOT NO HE'S NOT NOT HE'S NOT NO HE'S NOT NOT HE'S NOT NO HE'S NOT NOT HE'S NOT NO HE'S NOT
Nicole: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSS SSSS NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTt
Morgan: HE IS SEXIER THAN YOUR HUSBANDS, BARBY'S WIFE AND THE BEAR!
Holly: JUDE SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Holly: no one is sexier than juan mcoso.
Holly: no one.
Morgan: AND EVEN IF JUAN KILLS ME FOR SAYING THAT, IT WILL BE WORTH IT!!!!!!!!

Emma-Jane: Holly, do you want to enlarge your penis?
Holly: I do not.
Emma-Jane: If you do, I have some very informative emails
Holly: But thanks for asking!

Bonster: I'm doing a goat.

Morgan: I don't fully trust Holly, so when she's here I'm going to lock her in at night.

Bonster: Kraft singles PWN!@!!!
Meaghan: no they don't
Bonster: yes they do
Meaghan: no they don't
Bonster: yes they do
Meaghan: no they don't
Bonster: yes they do
Meaghan: no they don't
Bonster: yes they do
Meaghan: no they don't
Bonster: yes they do
Meaghan: no they don't
Bonster: yes they do
Meaghan: no they don't
Bonster: yes they do
Meaghan: no they don't
Bonster: yes they do
Meaghan: no they don't
Bonster: yes they do
Meaghan: no they don't
Bonster: yes they do
Meaghan: NO THEY DON'T
Bonster: YES THEY DO
Meaghan: NO THEY DON'T
Bonster: YES THEY DO
Julie: I did not know that "farmer cheese" is just pressed cottage cheese curds
Meaghan: NO THEY DON'T
Julie: that's kind of gross
Bonster has left the room.
Meaghan has left the room.
Holly: I feel left out of being kicked out now.

Meaghan: I'm glad Mike Fisher's groin is better.

Bonster: Baby eating is SO IN .
Bonster: I am a trend-setter!

Chelsea: I don't know why you'd hide the face then you can't tell who it is
Chelsea: and I was like OMG he's alive?

Julie: *pokes back*
Julie: muahaha
Bonster: lol
Julie: and by poke, I mean in the eye with a red-hot poker
Bonster: bastard!
Julie: well, you sux
Julie: even more than work!
Bonster: Sweet!
Bonster: I win!
Julie: no, you don't really. I'll just gently touch your eyeball with a room temperature poker
Bonster: LOL that's still fucked up
Julie: well, what can you do

Brandon: Freebird is AMAZING live
Brandon: and when you are drunk

Julie: I AM FULL OF CHICKEN TENDERS! GRIZZLE IS HOT!

Chelsea: I'm glad I can rub off on Jen, she's easy

Bonster: I really fuckin love him, man.
Bonster: Saget is a sick bastard.
Bonster: I LOVE HIM.

Anna: "punch him in the kidney" is really code for "I wanted to gargle his balls for breakfast."

Holly: Sometimes I wish I had a personality.

Bonster: I love Bob Saget.

Julie: I'm trying to think of what I should be ashamed of, but really, I have very little shame

Morgan: I know how much you want to dine on Farrah Fawcett.
Anna: I dream of it everyday.

Julie: I'll call you Bonster the Cock Monster

Holly: Orlando is much more forgiving than Bono.

Bonster: I am at one with my suxitude.

Morgan: Not to be confused with spitting and swallowing.
Anna: *chokes* Owww.

Holly: I am a whore.

Nicole: Brandon loves snausages
Brandon: only in my mouth
Nicole: .....
Nicole: where the hell else would you put a snausage?

Anna: I want to say something witty and be quote 500!

Anna: *covers up naughty bits*
Anna: It's a vagina, I swear!!

Anna: I am really a man! I AM SORRY.

Bonster: I hesitate because I dislike the word fart

Brandon: Good, just painting my toe nails...getting ready for a big night of work

Morgan: Jimmy is a national treasure.
Morgan: In fact, that's the plot of National Treasure 3.
Morgan: Ben Gates will steal Jimmy Stewart.

Morgan: My meatloaf has betrayed me.

Brandon: Earlier today I shaved my vagina

Bonster: yes, Chelsea. All I really want for my birthday, is peen.

Morgan: Bonster, I will cheer you up and then go finish my cooking!
Bonster: has left the room.
Anna: Hah. Or not.
Scooter: LMAO

Brandon: You know Mo would not give suggestions to that LOL
Chelsea: She's horny
Morgan: Exactly.

Bonster: Anna Espinosa
Bonster: that'd be a good boy dog's name
Anna: Anna is a feminine name you bastard.

Bonster: i KEEP READING 'QUOTES' AS 'COOTIES'
Bonster: oh fuck you capslock

Julie: I would never be so uncouth as to have been born on a date with even numbers in it

Julie: neiiiggghh!
Julie: (pwny goodness)

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