The Eloquent Elocutions of COTWWSB

The wittiest and most remarkable words ever uttered by us in chat. Ph3ar what we say for we pwn the written word. Below are all of our quotes, but you can also browse by name.

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Anna: Okay, seriously, I must be getting scurvy.

Morgan: Pants

Morgan: We are find of you in spite of your bad spelling.
Bonster: as we are find of you
Emma-Jane: LMAO
Morgan: fond*
Morgan: Dammit.

Bonster: My polka dots bring the girls to the yard!
Morgan: Not this one!
Bonster: bwaaaaah
Morgan: Your polka dots are the exact opposite of a tractor beam of hotness!

Meaghan: one of the questions on this meme is "character you'd shag in a heartbeat"
Bonster: there are too many :(

Emma-Jane: Oh Lucius, you could so be coverboy for L'Oreal
Bonster: LOL
Emma-Jane: well he could
Emma-Jane: he's worth it

Meaghan: (5:17:26) I just spilled water all over myself.
Emma-Jane: DOH Meaghan
Bonster: LOL Meagharoo
Meaghan: (5:18:04) I totally forgot that I just typed that and then I was like "why are they dohing and loling?"
Meaghan: *headdesk*
Emma-Jane: LOL
Emma-Jane: *pats*
Meaghan: (5:18:20 PM) apparently I'm senile now.
Emma-Jane: (5:18:21 PM) Old age is making you forget things
Bonster: Bwaaaaah

Julie: B = bastard O = ogre N = nincompoop S = stupid T = troublesome E = evil R = raging alcoholic

Emma-Jane :O I am missing crotches!

Bonster: we're in the freaking Elizabethan era.
Bonster: I guess there are worse places to be.
Bonster: Or not to be.

Bonster: It's like giving away my meat.

Emma-Jane: (at 19.52.13): *wantsł
Holly: (at 19.52.14)8wants*
Emma-Jane: LOL
Emma-Jane: BRAIN
Holly: LOL
Emma-Jane: (at 19.52.58) even typo brain
Holly: (at 19.52.59) Brain with bad sleiing.
Holly: spelling

Brandon: Now we can talk about Julie in here behind her back
Holly: LOL no we can't Garby.
Julie: I am in here, dumbass!
Brandon: She's a h0r

Brandon: ok, I'm gonna go and get ready to go out!
Brandon: Talk to you guys later!
Chelsea: Bye weirdo
Julie: Have fun and try not to be murdered!
OnlineHost: Brandon has left the room.
Julie: If he was murdered, we'd have to delete his stuff from Crotchgroin, and that would be hard work.

Holly: Whatever Bonste'rs it, it should have dancing pickles.
Emma-Jane: that kinda sounds like genitalia

Morgan: There could be a spell called Morganmordre and when you use it, a bar of soap shines in the night sky.
Morgan: And when you see the soap above the house, you know someone has just showered.

Brandon: Gosh i'm so tired tonight
Brandon: and my ass hurts

Bonster: You flushed a pickle down the toilet.
Julie: WHAT?
Bonster: you don't remember that?
Julie: NO!

Morgan: I wonder if Bonster will come chat again today.
Meaghan: no because I ate her
Morgan: You're on quite a strict Bonster diet, it seems.
Meaghan: yes
Meaghan: once you've eaten Bonster, you never go back.
Holly: That's how Bonster feels about babies.

Anna: Maybe if we didn't have such a confusing name...
Morgan: Well, we could change it to Chicken Butt.
Meaghan: ooh
Bonster: No.
Anna: Hah.
Bonster: I don't like the word Butt, really.
Meaghan: BUTT
Bonster: And chickens are stupid.
Morgan: Chicken Posterior
Meaghan: Chicken Rump
Bonster: LOL
Morgan: Cock Ass
Meaghan: oh dear

Bonster: I like 3 penises.

Bonster: cotwwsb is a shining pillar of awesome

Julie: clearly I am the glue that holds crotchgroin together

Morgan: You know what?
Morgan: (4:39:44 PM) No, Meaghan.
Emma-Jane: (4:39:44 PM) CHICKEN BUTT

Bonster: why isn't someone in cotwwsb a stripper?

Meaghan: at least I can still say chicken butt.

Julie: It seems to me that most law firms include at least one Bilbo

Emma-Jane: lam
Emma-Jane: lema
Emma-Jane: lame
Emma-Jane: damn

Brandon: I use windex to clean my balls!

Julie: you want to pwn the solar system
Bonster: I do

Julie: I have a general glow of awesomeness.

Brandon: Hey Cooch
Brandon: I just got off!

Emma-Jane: back bitches
Holly: (at 18:38:02)weeeb h0r!
Meaghan: (at18:38:02) weeeeeeeb h0r

Brandon: I really wish my porn would finish downloading!

Julie: Bonster.
Morgan: You're Bonster.
Bonster: I'm Bonster.
Brandon: I'm Bonster too.
Brandon: And Bonster's mom
Bonster: lol
Morgan: I'm Bonster.
Morgan: And the best Bonster impersonator you will find.
Bonster: Indeed.
Chelsea: I'm Bonster's bladder

Julie: she even put an apology in her Julie

Chelsea: Seriously, there are too many bitches :p
Bonster: there really are
Meaghan: it is true

Holly: Maybe this font.
Holly: no, this is a Garby font.
Holly: I feel I should be saying something mildy innapropirate.

Morgan: I enjoy the crotchgroin newness portal.
Holly: ME TOO?
Holly: That wasn't meant to be in caps.
Holly: or have a quesiton mark.

Bonster: yay! I got a disease!

Meaghan: I'm pregnant! *jazz hands*
(note: Meaghan is not really pregnant. Nor necessarily sparkly.)

Julie: I wish I was a really badass pianist
Bonster: I do too
Bonster: Just so I could say I know a badass pianist, and say it all fast, and so it would be badass penis.

Bonster: I've got big balls!

Nicole: I wish I had telekinesis. I'd use my powers to get my jar of pickles from the fridge.

Chelsea: Slap that bitch
Chelsea: Hey folks

Bonster: I like balls better.
Bonster: Penis is somehow more unseemly to me.

Meaghan: Nicole, I want to tell you something.
Meaghan: With great power comes great responsibility.
Nicole: Thank you. That will stay with me always.

Julie: Maybe she has developed an addiction to gambling, or is too busy working on mydirtyhoppy.com

Bonster: so really, Scooter, I helped you
Bonster: even if you have the stain of Caruso upon you, now
Bonster: and ewwww
Bonster: that just sounds disgusting

Brandon: I'm a mother
Emma-Jane: fucker

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