The Eloquent Elocutions of COTWWSB

The wittiest and most remarkable words ever uttered by us in chat. Ph3ar what we say for we pwn the written word. Below are all of our quotes, but you can also browse by name.

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Bonster: Firefox is updating. La la la.
Bonster: I am always like, a week or three late with that.
Bonster: Because I'm lik 'RAAAA! LATER!!!!'
Bonster: you know, one could pronounce that lycraaaaa later!
Bonster: I think the pepperoni damaged my brain.

Bonster: shanzu would be appropriate
Julie: SHANSHU?
Julie: HAHAHA
Bonster: LMAO
Julie: OOPS CAPS LOCK
Bonster: I thought it looked weird
Morgan: SHANWHO
Julie: SHANZU WOULD CONFUNSE PEOPLE
Bonster: lolol
Bonster: whioch would be great!
Bonster: oh my god
Julie: lmao confunse
Bonster: we are Holly & Emma-Jane

Morgan: Oh it was gross.
Meaghan: yes
Julie: as gross as the man soup?
Meaghan: perhaps not
Morgan: No.
Morgan: But close.
Meaghan: it was close
Meaghan: pretty damn revolting
Julie: the liquid man was possibly the grossest thing I've ever seen on TV
Meaghan: yeah, that was really bad
Julie: and I've seen every episode of CSI
Julie: and it gets really gross sometimes
Julie: stomach contents always make me sick
Meaghan: The X-Files could be gross
Julie: at least with Bones, the people are usually quite decayed
Julie: I can handle bones
Meaghan: there was one episode where all these people had this disease that spread through exploding pustules
Julie: eww
Morgan: Lovely.
Meaghan: they had these giant like pulsating boils full of pus.
Julie: ugh
Meaghan: it was really horrid
Meaghan: and yet I quite like that episode.
Julie: ok, well, now I will go make dinner. LOL

Nicole: I love our quotes
Meaghan: lol
Nicole: we're 1 away from 400
Julie: wow
Julie: (10:45:17 PM) someone say something witty!
Nicole: (10:45:18 PM) Quick, someone say somethng witty.

Nicole: Charlotte Church is preggers.
Julie: that's really sad
Julie: not about Charlotte. I don't really care about her.
Julie: lol
Nicole: Who does really?
Nicole: It's like caring about David Caruso

Morgan: Timberlake had to bring sexy back because sexy saw Barby and ran away.

Julie: the crunk is dead.

Brandon: I cream my panties everyday

Bonster: Garby, with that, you fit the definition of American Idiot. mwahahahah.

Nicole: Dear Lord, I'm a crackhead with no pants.

Brandon: This laptop is nice. It keeps my crotch warm.

Holly: I don't think Meaghan's old. She's just boring ;)
E-J: LOL
Meaghan: hey

Morgan: Plus, we have Garby if someone decides that they want to have easy one night stands.

Bonster: I wear bras in public!
Bonster: Mostly

Morgan: Bonster and Olaf are strikingly similar.
E-J: lol
E-J: they are?
Morgan: Baby eating.
Morgan: Hairy legs.
E-J:LOL

Emma-Jane: I was prescribed some stronger painkillers for my headaches yesterday cotwwsbnd they seem to be working

Anna: I wouldn't know what to do with a penis in my mouth.
Brandon: Just pretend like it's a tootsie pop, you just keep sucking until you reach the gooey center.

Brandon: And I'm a hyper, horny girl loon too! Jealous?

Morgan: I don't feel good.
Anna: All the garby?

Meaghan: let's all lol
Brandon: ok
Holly: yes
Meaghan: lol
Holly: lol
Brandon: lol
Anna: *jumps around* I want my tattoo noooow,
Morgan: lol
Nicole: at Brandon?
Meaghan: just lol
Holly: This is so ridiculous.
Morgan: Duh
Nicole: ok! lol!
Brandon: Anna fucked it up!
Brandon: we have to do it all at the same time
Meaghan: okay, we'll start again
Meaghan: everyone on 3
Meaghan: 1
Meaghan: 2
Meaghan: 3
Morgan: lol
Meaghan: lol
Nicole: lol
Brandon: lol
Anna: lol
Holly: lol
Julie: lol
Meaghan: *claps*
Anna: We are gods!

Emma-Jane: It says 03 buy you eyes make it 30
Emma-Jane: merci!
Meaghan: I will buy you eyes if you want.
Emma-Jane: LOL
Julie: I'm creeped out

Bonster: You are not quiet!
Bonster: I bet!
Bonster: did that come out sounding weirdly dirty to anyone else?

Emma-Jane: I kinda want to build a Buffyverse /Jossverse fl directory/button exchange thingy
Holly: But only for roxoring fanlistings.
Holly: That would be neat. Like Coolie used to run.
Emma-Jane: Yup
Bonster: Do it!
Emma-Jane: I was really sad when she closed it
Emma-Jane: I think I bugged her for a while to make reopen it but she wouldn't LOL
Emma-Jane: But that's a good idea Coolie, to make it somewhat elite
Holly: It would be neat.
Emma-Jane: just for the really cool ones
Holly: I'm H-O-L-L-Y :p
Emma-Jane: LOL
Emma-Jane: Sorry
Anna: *snickers*
Holly: How much have you had to drink?
Emma-Jane: I was thinking Holly
Emma-Jane: but didn't type it
Emma-Jane: NOT ENOUGH

Julie: they don't call me the Hobo Terminator for nothing

Meaghan: imagine if Spidey went out without pants
Morgan: He'd make an entirely different kind of spectacle all while bringing a new meaning to well hung.

Julie: you should play the cotwwsb drinking game. unless you want to continue living

Brandon: Let me google obscure cheese

Anna: Sex scenes with Treat Williams are definitely not a treat.

Julie: your collective is
Julie: memberous
Julie: having large members
Bonster: hahaha
Julie: I mean large amounts of
Bonster: uh huh
Julie: I have no idea if they are physically large

Julie: Wes with Guns? HOTTTT <-- 4 Ts
Bonster: HE ISSSSSS
Bonster: SO CLOSE to ungaying for him when he's like that
Bonster: SO CLOSE

Julie: I would never give that stupid biotch anything
Julie: but a kick in the face

Julie: I'm like the net pope

Brandon: Procrastination is like masturbation. At first it feels good, but in the end you're only screwing yourself.

Brandon: Gosh, I never really realized how perverted I was! All of my quotes are about buttholes, vaginas, boobs, dick, peginas, and weed.

Brandon: It's not my fault that you got me addicted to peen!

Bonster: funny, as guess what I'm eating RIGHT NOW?
Julie: Babies?
Bonster: LOL
Bonster: I wish

Brandon: My vagina itches.

Morgan: Joss is spiketacular!
Holly: And infredible!
Morgan: And injayneous!
Holly: And gunnderful!
Morgan: Not tarable!
Holly: Not in any way.
Holly: He is all around awesome and neato.
Morgan: Did you just say "neato?"
Holly: Yes
Holly: I had an urge.

Bonster: I love me

Julie: let me fiddle with THE CROTCHGROIN
Julie: ewwwww

Bonster: mmmm
Bonster: ampersands are hottt

Brandon: Bye!
Bonster: bye!
Julie: Bye Barby!
Brandon: Just kidding, i just wanted to see who would say bye to me to make me feel better about myself.

Brandon: Does anyone know the surface area and volume of the troposphere off the top of their head?

Bonster: you are a h0r
Bonster: but a lovable one
Julie: takes one to know one
Bonster: LOL
Bonster: *snooooooooooooooooooooogles*
Julie: I typed that before you wrote the bit about being lovable

Emma-Jane: thank you Spidey
Meaghan: you're welcome

Julie: brb, going to switch pantaloons

Brandon: I feel like a pregnant woman

Brandon: Everyone just wants me for my sex.
Brandon: It's on a lot of people's wish list.
Brandon: I don't blame them.

Anna: GTD. Garby Transmitted Disease.

Morgan: Garby's activities often include neon balls.

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