The Eloquent Elocutions of COTWWSB

The wittiest and most remarkable words ever uttered by us in chat. Ph3ar what we say for we pwn the written word. Below are all of our quotes, but you can also browse by name.

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Bonster: you guys all have deep and meaningful names!
Bonster: I'm a monkey crossing a bridge wtf!

Nicole: I feel bad for Jessica Simpsons boobs.
Nicole: I have no follow up to that. I just feel bad for them.

Holly: I like my pantsless Nicole.

Emma-Jane: We are crazy, you know that right!
Nicole: Well, duh!

Emma-Jane: That show doesn't appeal to me at all
Holly: Me either.
Emma-Jane: (00:02:03) I mean just the name
Holly: (00:02:04) Just the name doesn't.

Meaghan: if I could go to Middle Earth and kill all the elves, I would do it.

Holly: So he can be gay, but also be manly and like hockey.
Meaghan: well yes
Holly: manly
Holly: no, wait
Holly: that's how I spelt it
Holly: never mind.
Meaghan: *shakes head*
Holly: I'm too used to typoding.
Holly: Doh.

Julie: people must think we are all tarable spellers

Brandon: ijust tireid reading the journal of cotton and itmake sno sense to me
Julie: you are the best drunk typist ever
Brandon: at all
Julie: who is cotton?
Brandon: us
Brandon: wea re cottwn
Julie: lmabo
Julie: cotton
Brandon: why isthe girl from the ajmaes bond move with spidy in this pic
Brandon: Q!
Bonster: LOLOL
Bonster: cotton
Bonster: oh god
Julie: That's Aunt May, doofus!
Brandon: ddue that's q
Bonster: that is not Judi Dench
Brandon: dont fck wit me
Julie: it's not her
Brandon: not funny
Brandon: thats not atunt may!
Bonster: and it's M, fool
Brandon: M!
Julie: it's Rosemary Harris
Brandon: ohlooks like Q to me
Brandon: who the hellnames their childaf rter a damn letter anyway

Emma-Jane: Yeah, I'm way past that. Now I'm just desperate drunk, waiting for a sloppy shag

Brandon: My crotch burns, I hope I didn't catch anything!

Nicole: There! I think I've taught you not to rebuff my wiener innuendo.

Brandon: Yo
Meaghan: hey Garboo
E-J: hello Baby
E-J: Barby even

Morgan: 250 people are using my Superman Returns skin.
Bonster: there are 500 dolphins on my tv screen


Bonster: I wanted to say asshole, but dick is what came out. And it fit so much better.

Brandon: i wasn't about to pay a bitch to give me a lap dance.
Brandon: They are supposed to pay me

Brandon: I can never get those because i always already have all the sex, damn it.

Brandon: Yes, I hang out with a bunch of guys who have carrot shaped penises.

Bonster: I want Ben Franklin!!

Bonster: CCH Pounder owns j00.
Julie: see, she has always irritated me because I didn't realize her name was initials
Bonster: you fool!
Julie: I thought it was some insane name and I wondered for like, years, how to pronounce it
Bonster: I would get her name confused with Chi McBride's back in the day
Julie: I was like, buy a vowel you asshole!

Julie: I yearn to become Betty White

Bonster: I'm the worst dyke ever. Sigh.

Julie: so if Wes propositioned you, you'd be like, um, no, and then he'd whip out some guns and you'd be all over it
Bonster: Yes.

Chelsea: What is dildo under?
Chelsea: Dido*!

Emma-Jane: Well if you guys don't mind it being gross for 30 min with I fiddle with the crotchgroin, I'll start now

Nicole: Bonster likes sodomy.

Holly: It's ridiculkousy.
Holly: ridiculous

Bonster: Mo is so awesome.

Julie: how dare you upload a picture featuring partial nudity to!

Morgan: What an ubrupt ending.
Brandon: Abrupt*
Morgan: That too.
Brandon: Sorry, I had to since you are always correcting me! :D
Meaghan: LOL
Meaghan: that was the one time Garby got to correct someone
Meaghan: good job, Garby
Holly: LOL
Chelsea: and it was because I pointed it out

Julie: pot and pepperoni makes me think of potpourri.

Bonster: Firefox is updating. La la la.
Bonster: I am always like, a week or three late with that.
Bonster: Because I'm lik 'RAAAA! LATER!!!!'
Bonster: you know, one could pronounce that lycraaaaa later!
Bonster: I think the pepperoni damaged my brain.

Bonster: shanzu would be appropriate
Bonster: LMAO
Bonster: I thought it looked weird
Bonster: lolol
Bonster: whioch would be great!
Bonster: oh my god
Julie: lmao confunse
Bonster: we are Holly & Emma-Jane

Morgan: Oh it was gross.
Meaghan: yes
Julie: as gross as the man soup?
Meaghan: perhaps not
Morgan: No.
Morgan: But close.
Meaghan: it was close
Meaghan: pretty damn revolting
Julie: the liquid man was possibly the grossest thing I've ever seen on TV
Meaghan: yeah, that was really bad
Julie: and I've seen every episode of CSI
Julie: and it gets really gross sometimes
Julie: stomach contents always make me sick
Meaghan: The X-Files could be gross
Julie: at least with Bones, the people are usually quite decayed
Julie: I can handle bones
Meaghan: there was one episode where all these people had this disease that spread through exploding pustules
Julie: eww
Morgan: Lovely.
Meaghan: they had these giant like pulsating boils full of pus.
Julie: ugh
Meaghan: it was really horrid
Meaghan: and yet I quite like that episode.
Julie: ok, well, now I will go make dinner. LOL

Nicole: I love our quotes
Meaghan: lol
Nicole: we're 1 away from 400
Julie: wow
Julie: (10:45:17 PM) someone say something witty!
Nicole: (10:45:18 PM) Quick, someone say somethng witty.

Nicole: Charlotte Church is preggers.
Julie: that's really sad
Julie: not about Charlotte. I don't really care about her.
Julie: lol
Nicole: Who does really?
Nicole: It's like caring about David Caruso

Morgan: Timberlake had to bring sexy back because sexy saw Barby and ran away.

Julie: the crunk is dead.

Brandon: I cream my panties everyday

Bonster: Garby, with that, you fit the definition of American Idiot. mwahahahah.

Nicole: Dear Lord, I'm a crackhead with no pants.

Brandon: This laptop is nice. It keeps my crotch warm.

Holly: I don't think Meaghan's old. She's just boring ;)
Meaghan: hey

Morgan: Plus, we have Garby if someone decides that they want to have easy one night stands.

Bonster: I wear bras in public!
Bonster: Mostly

Morgan: Bonster and Olaf are strikingly similar.
E-J: lol
E-J: they are?
Morgan: Baby eating.
Morgan: Hairy legs.

Emma-Jane: I was prescribed some stronger painkillers for my headaches yesterday cotwwsbnd they seem to be working

Anna: I wouldn't know what to do with a penis in my mouth.
Brandon: Just pretend like it's a tootsie pop, you just keep sucking until you reach the gooey center.

Brandon: And I'm a hyper, horny girl loon too! Jealous?

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