The Eloquent Elocutions of COTWWSB

The wittiest and most remarkable words ever uttered by us in chat. Ph3ar what we say for we pwn the written word. Below are all of our quotes, but you can also browse by name.

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Morgan: I don't feel good.
Anna: All the garby?

Meaghan: let's all lol
Brandon: ok
Holly: yes
Meaghan: lol
Holly: lol
Brandon: lol
Anna: *jumps around* I want my tattoo noooow,
Morgan: lol
Nicole: at Brandon?
Meaghan: just lol
Holly: This is so ridiculous.
Morgan: Duh
Nicole: ok! lol!
Brandon: Anna fucked it up!
Brandon: we have to do it all at the same time
Meaghan: okay, we'll start again
Meaghan: everyone on 3
Meaghan: 1
Meaghan: 2
Meaghan: 3
Morgan: lol
Meaghan: lol
Nicole: lol
Brandon: lol
Anna: lol
Holly: lol
Julie: lol
Meaghan: *claps*
Anna: We are gods!

Emma-Jane: It says 03 buy you eyes make it 30
Emma-Jane: merci!
Meaghan: I will buy you eyes if you want.
Emma-Jane: LOL
Julie: I'm creeped out

Bonster: You are not quiet!
Bonster: I bet!
Bonster: did that come out sounding weirdly dirty to anyone else?

Emma-Jane: I kinda want to build a Buffyverse /Jossverse fl directory/button exchange thingy
Holly: But only for roxoring fanlistings.
Holly: That would be neat. Like Coolie used to run.
Emma-Jane: Yup
Bonster: Do it!
Emma-Jane: I was really sad when she closed it
Emma-Jane: I think I bugged her for a while to make reopen it but she wouldn't LOL
Emma-Jane: But that's a good idea Coolie, to make it somewhat elite
Holly: It would be neat.
Emma-Jane: just for the really cool ones
Holly: I'm H-O-L-L-Y :p
Emma-Jane: LOL
Emma-Jane: Sorry
Anna: *snickers*
Holly: How much have you had to drink?
Emma-Jane: I was thinking Holly
Emma-Jane: but didn't type it
Emma-Jane: NOT ENOUGH

Julie: they don't call me the Hobo Terminator for nothing

Meaghan: imagine if Spidey went out without pants
Morgan: He'd make an entirely different kind of spectacle all while bringing a new meaning to well hung.

Julie: you should play the cotwwsb drinking game. unless you want to continue living

Brandon: Let me google obscure cheese

Anna: Sex scenes with Treat Williams are definitely not a treat.

Julie: your collective is
Julie: memberous
Julie: having large members
Bonster: hahaha
Julie: I mean large amounts of
Bonster: uh huh
Julie: I have no idea if they are physically large

Julie: Wes with Guns? HOTTTT <-- 4 Ts
Bonster: HE ISSSSSS
Bonster: SO CLOSE to ungaying for him when he's like that
Bonster: SO CLOSE

Julie: I would never give that stupid biotch anything
Julie: but a kick in the face

Julie: I'm like the net pope

Brandon: Procrastination is like masturbation. At first it feels good, but in the end you're only screwing yourself.

Brandon: Gosh, I never really realized how perverted I was! All of my quotes are about buttholes, vaginas, boobs, dick, peginas, and weed.

Brandon: It's not my fault that you got me addicted to peen!

Bonster: funny, as guess what I'm eating RIGHT NOW?
Julie: Babies?
Bonster: LOL
Bonster: I wish

Brandon: My vagina itches.

Morgan: Joss is spiketacular!
Holly: And infredible!
Morgan: And injayneous!
Holly: And gunnderful!
Morgan: Not tarable!
Holly: Not in any way.
Holly: He is all around awesome and neato.
Morgan: Did you just say "neato?"
Holly: Yes
Holly: I had an urge.

Bonster: I love me

Julie: let me fiddle with THE CROTCHGROIN
Julie: ewwwww

Bonster: mmmm
Bonster: ampersands are hottt

Brandon: Bye!
Bonster: bye!
Julie: Bye Barby!
Brandon: Just kidding, i just wanted to see who would say bye to me to make me feel better about myself.

Brandon: Does anyone know the surface area and volume of the troposphere off the top of their head?

Bonster: you are a h0r
Bonster: but a lovable one
Julie: takes one to know one
Bonster: LOL
Bonster: *snooooooooooooooooooooogles*
Julie: I typed that before you wrote the bit about being lovable

Emma-Jane: thank you Spidey
Meaghan: you're welcome

Julie: brb, going to switch pantaloons

Brandon: I feel like a pregnant woman

Brandon: Everyone just wants me for my sex.
Brandon: It's on a lot of people's wish list.
Brandon: I don't blame them.

Anna: GTD. Garby Transmitted Disease.

Morgan: Garby's activities often include neon balls.

Julie: still, there is nothing worse than a dumb person asking for help

Brandon: CMM is cooler than Mo, I don't know what you are talking about
Brandon: He's my idol.

Morgan: Aww, there's a recall of Peter Pan peanut butter.
Holly: that sounds like it should be awesome peanut butter
Morgan: They found salmonella in some jars.
Holly: ... Okay, that's much less awesome.

Julie: damn you earth! tilt back toward the sun!

Emma-Jane: You do know I have the resistance of a cheap whore, don't you

Nicole: I'm so happy. My managers wife is a BSG fan so when everyone went to the bathroom we sat in our booth and discussed who could be a cylon
Morgan: You mean who at work or who on the show?
Nicole: show
Nicole: damn cylons at work piss me off
Morgan: They sabotage the popcorn machine.
Nicole: the projectors evolved.
Nicole: they rebeled
Nicole: they nuked theatre 5
Morgan: They look and feel human.
Bonster: and they have a plan

Meaghan: how tall are you?
Holly: 5'&
Holly: &
Holly: 7
Holly: DAMMIT

Bonster: hey Coolie!
Julie: Hell!

Brandon: I remember going into the comic book store and then the guy said they were out of Lost action figures so I ate him.

Chelsea: I'm rubbing to Wentworth pics

Brandon: Me and Chelsea are going to be the first ever to create a bread between a cat and a dog.

Morgan: Well, I'm off to put on my black clothes and kill some hookers!

Julie: So when Mo says "Night!" that's when she puts on her all-black outfit and goes out to kill hookers

Julie: Mo is probably one of those people who can get away with anything and no one will know or suspect
Julie: she might kill hookers at night and we'd never know
Bonster: LOLOL
Bonster: yes
Bonster: because she's so clean
Julie: she should keep it a secret, Garby would not react well to the slaughtering of his people
Julie: lol, so that's why she showers so much!
Julie: evidence down the drain, and all

Bonster: wah, this threesome really confuses me.

Bonster: lmao, they may kill a baby in the next ep
Bonster: bwah
Bonster: I mean, how horrible.

Brandon: Hi Cookie!
Brandon: Coolie*

Julie: 1 is the loneliest # that u will ever do
Julie: 2 can be as bad as 1
Julie: it's the loneliest # since the # 1 YEAH
Julie: ~ jazz hands ~

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